If Cannon doesn't pitch better, fans will go ballistic!!!

Rimshot!!!!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Shut out again. This goes against all laws of physics. Sox bats are solid wood, right? Or an ethereal membrane facsimile?

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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Sox now allowed to use the big red Fred Flintstone wiffle bat. Good lord.

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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Eight shutouts in three weeks...unreal.

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I was apparently being way too positive when i said before the season that they would lose 100 games. They might have 100 losses before September…. Still April, and i’ve quit watching them. Just get score updates through twitter

Can't get any worse than a 22 win pace? Anything is possible with so many below journeymen level players on the roster.

Wait 'til the pitching staff injuries start piling up.

Steve Stone was saying the White Sox are victims of bad luck.

190 .263 .285 .548 after 22 games.

Really enjoying this team.

They've been shut out 8 times this year? 8 fucking times? We're not out of April. Jesus Christ are they bad.

Meanwhile...
The Australian Football League comp is heating up. Oh, my. Swans looking good but the Blues look to be the cream. Oh, my!




West Coast Eagles rookie-Generational Phenom-Harley Reid wowing fans. He a beast.

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Change has come to Amerika."-TFG

What's with the gay with a mouthful of cum?

Could be. Could be. Oz has become way woke. Just as bad as here. It does infect the game from the coverage angle. Not as bad as Espn at all. BUT the league just suspended a guy for 3 games cuz he called an opponent a cocksucker and an umpire heard it. League said it was homophobic slur. Logically I guess they outed the opponent. Yeah? Day to day Boss of AFL is a WOMAN. Crikey!
But the games as played are still Pure.

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Change has come to Amerika."-TFG

Andrew Benintendi bad jump. Umpire teacup strike zone. Wilson crying about the calls. Schriffen looking to a possible glorious 10th inning. Deluge of Schriffen's (Parkins like) "what if Steve?".

Sounds like Schriffen made you stiffen. “What if Scot?”

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Hawaii (fuck) You

It is time to fire hitting coach Mario Mendoza.

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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Junior got a mention on Jeopardy.

Is your interest in small gaps in males related to your small man parts and affinity for the same sex?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Why not diastema medically addressed to fix to avoid being a freak?

The White Sox are so bad that, for me, they are almost becoming interesting to see if they keep losing at this rate (and how - with no hitting/shutouts, horrible pitching, late inning losses, etc.)

So he can fit seamlessly into your warped world and explore the root causes of your pathetic existence.

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Theyre so bad its not even fun trolling them this year . It’s like attempting to troll fans of the Washington Generals.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Disagree

No one believes you.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Their poor play has inspired Caller Bob with the spirit of 2005 and unhatched his musical genius.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I was thinking of releasing a new song Friday, is there interest?

Always.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yeah not even fun bad anymore.

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You live on a message board but shirk your basic parental responsibilities.

Bad take. Do you EVEN KNOW their 2024 record of consecutive games without being shutout? I do and that's the essence of fun bad.

At least they won't get shutout tonight

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With 2 dingers it moves them from last to ......nevermind.