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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:13 pm

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Winning is sexy.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:04 am

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Darkside wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?.

Rocket Man.

It's close. Very very close. But somehow, some way, Dave Grohl will take the prize.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:52 am

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"Relax" is pretty gay but if you close your eyes it might be straight

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:50 am

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Darkside wrote:

Winning is sexy.

How about blowing an 8 zip lead?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:35 am

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I like these. Keep it up.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:21 pm

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Brick wrote:

I like these. Keep it up.

White Sox season underway
So you better get ready for another X-Ray
Hey Chicago what you say?
Another 'Sock going down today

They're singing
Go Doc Go
Go Doc Go
Hey Chicago, what you say
Blue Cross getting another claim today

Is it the hammy or is it the knee?
Eloy hurt it with just a sneeze...
Moncada with a groin and Robert a heal...
If Getz is healthy he might see the field..

They're singing
Go Doc Go
Go Doc Go
Hey Chicago, what you say
Blue Cross getting a other claim today

Last edited by Caller Bob on Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:24 pm

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My problem is the only part of the song I knew existed is the “go cubs go, hey Chicago…” part and you’re shoehorning several extra syllables into each of those lines.

Tighten that up a bit.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:26 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 6:31 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Winning is sexy.

How about blowing an 8 zip lead?

Not as sexy but being over 500 mitigates the pain.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Sock Puppet

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:12 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

My problem is the only part of the song I knew existed is the “go cubs go, hey Chicago…” part and you’re shoehorning several extra syllables into each of those lines.

Tighten that up a bit.

Always an Oh Sox No truther

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:30 pm

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Gayest thread ever.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:35 am

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Let the the gays talk shit. It isn't hurting anybody.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:52 am

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Nardi wrote:

Let the the gays talk shit. It isn't hurting anybody.

It gives Caller Bob something productive to do, and he has proved quite able.

“Go Bob go,
Go Bob go,
Hey posters we know it’s gay
The lyrics that we post today.”

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:53 am

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denisdman wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Let the the gays talk shit. It isn't hurting anybody.

It gives Caller Bob something productive to do, and he has proved quite able.

“Go Bob go,
Go Bob go,
Hey posters we know it’s gay
The lyrics that we post today.”

Leave it to the experts like Caller Bob

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:36 am

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Franky T wrote:

Gayest thread ever.

Well you have posted twice in it....

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:37 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Gayest thread ever.

Well you have posted twice in it....

See what I mean, Denis? Nary a clue that everybody is laughing at him.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:25 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

You're the guy that has to pay woman insane amounts of money to fuck you, sooo.....

It isn't insane because they leave right after.

That reminds me of a Charlie Sheen line. He said he didn't pay women for six. He paid them to leave after he was done with them.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:32 pm

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

You're the guy that has to pay woman insane amounts of money to fuck you, sooo.....

It isn't insane because they leave right after.

That reminds me of a Charlie Sheen line. He said he didn't pay women for six. He paid them to leave after he was done with them.

Pretty sure that’s not a Charlie Sheen line.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:33 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Gayest thread ever.

Well you have posted twice in it....

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:18 am

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Happy Friday, a new song honoring prized first baseman Andrew Vaughn who ranks 26th out of all first baseman with a robust .448 OPS :lol:

Vaughn, Swing Away set to the tune of The Four Season's classic hit Dawn Go Away

Shitty as a Triple A Scrub..
They call him Vaughn…
Vaughn
Swing away, you're no good are you?
Oh Vaughn
Don't play him, he'll strikeout for you
Strike out (Strike out)
Strikeout for you
Stink!, Stink!
Bad, the At Bat will be
Stink!
Ground ball it's one-six-three

Vaughn, Go Away
Please go away

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 11:57 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Happy Friday, a new song honoring prized first baseman Andrew Vaughn who ranks 26th out of all first baseman with a robust .448 OPS :lol:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:50 pm

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Caller Bob just killing it in this thread.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 12:52 pm

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

You're the guy that has to pay woman insane amounts of money to fuck you, sooo.....

It isn't insane because they leave right after.

That reminds me of a Charlie Sheen line. He said he didn't pay women for six. He paid them to leave after he was done with them.

Six is good. I like six.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:12 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Happy Friday, a new song honoring prized first baseman Andrew Vaughn who ranks 26th out of all first baseman with a robust .448 OPS :lol:

This thing stinks worse than Spaulding's ice rink.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:17 pm

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Excuse me. Caller Bob is supposedly a writer. Where did you play your ball?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:29 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

This thing stinks worse than Spaulding's ice rink.

Just like Spaulding's VFW hall, Andrew Vaughn has a severe lack of power.

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[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Oh Sox No (Go Cubs Go parody)

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:48 pm

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Brick wrote:

Excuse me. Caller Bob is supposedly a writer. Where did you play your ball?

Who does he write for? Garfield?

High quality writing from Bob. Love his use of the musical note and placement of the "!" Truely magnificent writing.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:10 pm

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Bob writes picture books for the blind.

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denisdman

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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:12 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Bob writes picture books for the blind.

In the land of the blind, Caller Bob gets pussy.

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Caller Bob

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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:30 pm

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Juiced wrote:

Brick wrote:

Excuse me. Caller Bob is supposedly a writer. Where did you play your ball?

Who does he write for? Garfield?

High quality writing from Bob. Love his use of the musical note and placement of the "!" Truely magnificent writing.

The Garfield comic made 800 million you fucking moron

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