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Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:42 pm ]
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I came up with a song to honor the Sox after every loss this year. I would love feedback from everyone (except deni$) Thanks!






Losing baseball underway
So you better get ready for an awful day
Hey Chicago what you say?
The Sox sure aren't gonna win today

They're singing
Oh Sox no!
Oh Sox no!
Hey Chicago what you say?
The Sox sure aren't gonna win today

They got ex Royals really cheap!
To be the worst in the American League!
Are the injuries fake or are they real?
Eloy and Robert won't see the field!

They're singing
Oh Sox no!
Oh Sox no!
Hey Chicago what you say?
The Sox sure aren't gonna win today


New Stadium Time is here again...
JB and Brandon better pich in...
Or Jerry will stamp his feet and throw up his hands
Your team is now in the Las Vegas sands!

They're singing
Oh Sox no!
Oh Sox no!
Hey Chicago what you say?
The Sox sure aren't gonna win today


Author:  NWsider4-3-3 [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:44 pm ]
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you hate to hear it

Author:  denisdman [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 12:44 pm ]
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That’s actually pretty good. Gonna be a long season for Frank taking your posts.

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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:06 pm ]
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It's much,much longer and less productive to lead the kind of life vaccinated bob lives.

Author:  denisdman [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:07 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
It's much,much longer and less productive to lead the kind of life vaccinated bob lives.


Possibly. But at least he provides us with endless entertainment even if it just involves pointing at the idiot.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:09 pm ]
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I wont disagree....

But Bob has zero clue that everybody is laughing at him, not with him

Author:  denisdman [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:12 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I wont disagree....

But Bob has zero clue that everybody is laughing at him, not with him


Yup. He has odd obsessions that speak to the meaninglessness of his life.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:14 pm ]
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You're the guy that has to pay woman insane amounts of money to fuck you, sooo.....

Author:  denisdman [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:22 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
You're the guy that has to pay woman insane amounts of money to fuck you, sooo.....


Never paid for sex, but I am sure you know that transaction well.

Author:  Nardi [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:51 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
You're the guy that has to pay woman insane amounts of money to fuck you, sooo.....

It isn't insane because they leave right after.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:53 pm ]
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...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:00 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
IMANAGA-STUD-WORLD SERIES



:lol: :lol: Wrong section, you Sox obsessed imbecile

Author:  Juiced [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:42 pm ]
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Not bad Bob. Here is my version for our White Sox friends.

Cease was traded away
Well you better get ready for Fedde, Soroka and Crochet to play
Hey, White Sox, what do you say
How many are going to the game today?
They're singing
This team blows
Jerry must go
Hey, White Sox, how much would you pay?
For a win today
One gram of blow?
Oh hell no!
This team not worth an hour of my pay.

They got no power, they got no speed
They be last in the America League
20MIL over 13 years
Guaranteed Rate thought they got a steal.
But no one goes. Attendance is so low!
False claims act
whistleblower knows
Anthonitte Carranza what do you say!
Guaranteed Rate has to pay
15 MIL to the goverment
2.4 for her settlement

Kopech to close
Hey, White Sox, what do you say
Will you watch the game today?
Oh hell no!
2020 Kopech chose
Health concerns and to
Sit at home on his Iphone.
Hey, White Sox, what do you say
Sleeping giants
in the most literal way
Eloy is hurt again
He can't even run to first base
Fans want to punch him in the face
So stamp your feet and clap your hands
Luis Robert hit rocket to the OF!
Hear 'em singing now
Go, White Sox, go
Go, White Sox, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The White Sox might just win today
Oh shit no!
Robert's hip is broke
On the DL he goes
Hey, White Sox, what do you say
Lets all go watch the Cubs
They are gonna win today!
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:46 pm ]
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Very nice!!!

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:49 pm ]
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This thread aspires to be worthy of cumtown.

Author:  a retard [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:49 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: both

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 4:04 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
This thread aspires to be worthy of cumtown.

What do you think of the song?

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 6:05 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
This thread aspires to be worthy of cumtown.

What do you think of the song?

Is it better than cum?

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 6:10 pm ]
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Go Cubs Go is already a parody.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 6:46 pm ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Go Cubs Go is already a parody.

So do you like the parody of the parody?

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:06 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
This thread aspires to be worthy of cumtown.

What do you think of the song?

What song?

Author:  Franky T [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:01 pm ]
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Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"? Figures Bob would love it.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:35 pm ]
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The only thing gayer than the song is Franky Low T's browser history

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:36 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?.

Rocket Man.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:41 pm ]
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Then Bob is burning up his fuse with that song too.

Author:  Juiced [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:43 pm ]
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Franky T wrote:
Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?

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Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:52 pm ]
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Juiced wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?

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2005

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:54 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?.

Rocket Man.

Except that there were fans of Elton John that actually weren’t gay.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:56 pm ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?.

Rocket Man.

Except that there were fans of Elton John that actually weren’t gay.

No.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:05 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Is there a gayer song than "Go Cubs Go"?.

Rocket Man.

Except that there were fans of Elton John that actually weren’t gay.

No.

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