I just want to get a list of these.

I love Hawk.


The best I ever saw at picking a ball up of the ground and firing to second? Johnny Bench

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Quickest bat I ever saw....a little shortstop named Rico Petrocelli.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Best fastball I've ever seen in my 52 years in baseball was Luis Tiant. I mean if he was on, it was 3 pitches and grab some bench.

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Hawk was on his knees in the clubhouse for that one.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I tell ya Sone Pony, Omar Vizquel is the best number 2 hitter,,,,

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Best clubhouse I ever saw............Bolingbrook.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Best ever on an organ Nancy Faust...stretch

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Unrelated true story...
I have a picture of Doug wearing Nancy Faust's 2005 Championship Ring. (yeah they gave her one... isn't that weird?)

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

They gave everyone that works there one. My mom is in HR and she has one. Speeps Jr has a pic with it. It looks like a ring pop.

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"Sexiest Sox Coach I ever saw: Max Patkin....Very limber,Stoney!"

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Not really. The Bertucci's got them too. One of them gave his to their sister, whom I work with.

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Fuck hawk. He just makes shit up.

"best left handed pitcher I ever saw while pitching at home, during the day, wearing white uniforms and facing a mostly right handed line up was.....". Who the fuck cares. Go away hawk.

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

I saw three fucking popups that were "just missed" for home runs.
What the fuck does that mean?
If you crank it and it bounces off the top of the wall, THEN you just missed it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Another 1/32 of an inch and that ball is in the seats. Dadgummit!

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Greg Maddux won 350 games on making you miss by that 1/32. So I guess he just missed being shitty.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The three greatest entertainers that I have ever seen, in order, in person I'm talking about are Michael Jackson, Sammy Davis, Jr., and Elvis.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'm guessing Yaz might not even know who Hawk is. "Oh, yeah, I remember that guy. The one with the big schnoz who went 1 for 13 in the '67 World Series and got replaced by Jose Tartabull."

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

I'm fairly certain that during the broadcast last night, He said that the hardest thrower he'd ever faced was "Sudden" Sam McDowell. He then made some comment about how Sam once struck out the old Hawkeroo on 2 pitches. While he was still in the on-deck circle

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

The Twins this year are the most injury decimated team he has seen in his half century in this game.

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Dick "Turkey Neck" Hall

According to the cover band singer....Hawk thinks Ty Cobb has the best penmanship ever.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

This gem from the Seattle series...

"beckham has the most range of any 2nd baseman I have ever seen".

Fucking laughable. What an asshat!

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

More like they were decimated by bad decisions.

Kenny Williams has a Ph.D in BAD DECISIONS.

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

One of the most enjoyable things about getting the Hell out of here in the Summer is getting the Hell away from the broadcast of Hawk Harrelson!!!!!!

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

Is this one real? If so, its the clubhouse leader


Ive heard this from several people and I laugh every time




Thats the essence.






I know he said this in the most serious tone. The kind of tone a doctor uses when he tells you a loved one has died.


Thats surprising since Robbie Alomar is a Hawk top 5er.

"Every team needs two pitching coaches, its too big a job for one man"