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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:26 pm 
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Out shot 9-17 :lol:.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:27 pm 
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I still think as soon as they get one Rinne will wilt like he always does.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:45 pm 
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I think I got a good chance of taking home some chick named Karina or some shit tonight. Next two periods will give me a solid time limit to close this

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:46 pm 
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Fuck yes!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:46 pm 
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FavreFan wrote:
I think I got a good chance of taking home some chick named Karina or some shit tonight. Next two periods will give me a solid time limit to close this


She should probably see a doctor if they're coming that quickly.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:47 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I think I got a good chance of taking home some chick named Karina or some shit tonight. Next two periods will give me a solid time limit to close this


She should probably see a doctor if they're coming that quickly.

:lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:47 pm 
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Rasmussen is not the guy I would expect to score the first goal, but I'll take it.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:47 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I think I got a good chance of taking home some chick named Karina or some shit tonight. Next two periods will give me a solid time limit to close this


She should probably see a doctor if they're coming that quickly.



:lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:48 pm 
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50/50 on if I'm gonna be too hammered to close the deal. I got faith though

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:48 pm 
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muswp1 wrote:
Rasmussen is not the guy I would expect to score the first goal, but I'll take it.

I was thinking the same thing

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:55 pm 
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50/50 on if I'm gonna be too hammered to close the deal. I got faith though


Probably closer to 95/5. And it will end up being a guy named Ken.

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Oh ye of little faith.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:06 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:08 pm 
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And Kane remembered how to shoot a puck, 2-0 Hawks.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:14 pm 
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I think I got a good chance of taking home some chick named Karina or some shit tonight. Next two periods will give me a solid time limit to close this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUtHjOvPKT0

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:02 pm 
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It's on. Taking Uber back to her place now. Turns out her name is Jennifer

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:16 pm 
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It's on. Taking Uber back to her place now. Turns out her name is Jennifer


When in doubt... fuck.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:30 pm 
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I blame this OT on FF. The Hawks were doing good until he got focused on pussy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:05 am 
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Great fucking night. I
Might be in love with this Jennifer chick. Go Blackhawks

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:14 am 
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Fuck. Guess it turns out they lost. Fuckin losers. Better win next gaMe or whatever

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It's on. Taking Uber back to her place now. Turns out her name is Jennifer


Did you bring your replica Cubs World Series ring to propose marriage?

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