Now THAT'S funny

Is it physically possible to be a bigger pussy than Hatchetman?

_________________

Hmmmmmm

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That's only because his wife told him to be offended by it. He has to check with Hope before voicing any opinions

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He'd be OK if he said Starbucks

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

^2 confirmed f@ggots

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Literally A White Nationalist Pat Foley would be a good bit but it doesn't translate to text. Just try to riff it out on your own out loud.

_________________

Right up there with my Truther Neil Funk mult.

_________________
I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I don't know if you were kidding, but you weren't kidding.

_________________

Jorge Orta is rolling over in Harry Caray's grave.

_________________
"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

If there were a player on the Tigers named Sergei Fedorov and the play-by-play guy said "Sergei Fedorov? Heh...sounds like he should be playing for the Red Wings!" would it raise a single eyebrow let alone "outrage" on social media and an apology from the team and the announcer?

I'm just glad cancel culture hasn't gotten to Don Cherry yet

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It's not for lack of trying. It's just that no one at the CBC has the heart to tell him to leave. I think they're all grimly resigned to waiting for him to die.

_________________

What?

_________________

HE SAID IF THERE WERE A PLAYER ON THE TIGERS NAMED SERGEI FEDOROV AND THE PLAY BY PLAY GUY SAID "SERGEI FEDOROV? HEH....SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE PLAYING FOR THE RED WINGS!" WOULD IT RAISE AN EYEBROW LET ALONE "OUTRAGE" ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND AN APOLOGY FROM THE TEAM AND THE ANNOUNCER?

He just said during the broadcast that if he were traveling with the team this year dealing with the Covid restrictions they had to he’d put a bullet in his head . Of course people lost their shit over it and he apologized a couple minutes later . We’ll see if this has legs . They’re going to come for his job .

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Can you imagine how bad it sucked? So dumb.

No "they" wont. At least not enough to matter.

_________________

He should have clarified his comments to "If I were on the ice with Zadurov....."

_________________
That's my purse! I don't know you!

I'd like to apologize for my apology.

I'll tell you who should kill themselves: people who make claims of trauma in bad faith to demonstrate their power and get well-liked people fired. Obviously, no one in this world loves you and this is the only meaning you derive from life, just being a self-appointed HR rep for the world.

_________________

remember that when you feel pity rather than hate for Sam Fels

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hope the Winnipeg Chamber of Commerce never finds out how he used to talk about Winnipeg.

Trust me, they will.

Doubt it's related but......

Fuck

_________________

They got him!