healthy scratch? Rumors about something going on internally?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Haven't heard anything other than late healthy scratch. And apparently, he blew off practice today. I wonder if he skipped today because he was pissed he was scratched yesterday.

??

He showered with Kyle Beach

this morning, heard brian burke and bruce boudreau talk about perry. each was either his GM or coach with anaheim. they described him as a 'rink-rat' and 'salt of the earth'. they knew nothing more than anyone else and hinted it may be a personal issue and likely nothing to do with his professionalism. i imagine we'll find out, in time.

The Hawks needed those two points...

Still nothing on Perry. Doesn't seem to be anything legal (like Milan Lucic's recent issue), otherwise we'd probably hear about it by now.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Everyone is still tight lipped on what’s happening…

He was the shooter at Sox Park and sent porn to two Bears assistant coaches.

Two mysteries solved!

My inside sources tell me he slept with Bedard's mom.

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That would be so great.

Didn't the same thing happen with Kim Johnsson in 2010? He was sleeping with another player's wife, had a mysterious concussion and disappeared from the league?

https://www.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/update-on-the-mysterious-disappearance-of-former-nhl-defenseman-kim-johnsson

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IT'S PLAUSABLE.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Is that what happened? I remember him disappearing, then he said he didn't want his name on the cup. Wonder which wife...

It was a unproven rumor but seemed plausible.

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The kid may be prettier.

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Patrick Sharp has been appointed to investigate.

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Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

GONE!

She's like a Canadian 8

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https://www.dailyherald.com/sports/2023 ... al-waivers

Fucking someone's mom probably isn't against the Standard Player Contract.

Seems more slurry to me.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Corey Perry was giving handjobs under the desk to Chicago Bears assistant coaches

Seems plausible.

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Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

basically saying yes he did it without saying yes he did it.



I'm just in shock that Perry would do this to Bedard, let alone his own family. I just hope this doesn't affect Bedard's mindset and his play on the ice. I'm sure he's gonna get chirped left and right over this.

I think it's safe to say that, no matter what he did inthe previous 20 years, Corey Perry will go down in history as one of the worst teammates in NHL history.

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But again I ask, how does fucking your teammate's mom violate the Standard Player Contract? Team standards, sure, but they are referencing the contract language.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Given his history as "Scorey Perry", there was probably something in there about "don't bang the star rookie's mom"

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It worked out well for LeBron when it happened to him.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!