If it's any consolation to Lovie haters, Lovie did call a timeout at the end of the first half with 0:20 left so the Illini could punt.

Deep down, makes you feel good to know there is a baseline of stability in the universe.

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Homecoming -

Thomas Rooks was a fantastic college running back.

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If it weren't for your Rooks reference and her glorious endowment, I wouldn't have had a good idea who that was. Different in every picture, as usual.

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Reggie Corbin will play on Sundays.

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I just wish Beth Mowins had been here to call this one. Doesn't seem right that she wasn't.

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I’m still OK with the weekend.

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at Purdue today (now).

So u think Illini parlay the big win to the road?

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Damn, no Beth Mowins. Hopefully the new announcer is better than before.

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Don't look now, but the Fightin' Lovies may get to .500?!?

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who's this?

goddamn. Good pussy.

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Frank would and he's a cockgobbler.

17-0 over Purdue.

24 - zip in the slop.

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W

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I have it on good authority that Lovie sacrificed an animal at halftime of the Michigan game.

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Break up the Illini!

ILL

INI

Done.

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Talked with a prominent college football analyst and would-be AP voter today. (I sort of know people.) Anyway, she said that the schools remaining on their schedule are "messing their nests" over the prospect of facing the Illini and that one school--a school with green uniforms and a mascot with a humongous head--is trying to cancel future contracted games with their orange and blue rivals. It's especially gratifying because, as a white person, I honestly think I receive the short end of the stick in this society, but with the Illini, it's like things are being equalized a bit.

Bowl eligible, motherfuckers! OSKEE WOW-WOW!

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in what world does 4 wins get you bowl eligible?

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You just have to be .500. They're on pace, you jealous hater.

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ok man.

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They've won these past 2 games and their best defensive player hasn't even been playing.

LOVIE!!

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I think you have to get 6 wins now. Don’t have to be .500.

Even better!

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Forget it man he is rollin

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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I wonder if any team ever won with a QB going 3-6 for 26 yards.

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Motor City Bowl, here we come!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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