Curious Hair wrote:
petro-rapists from Dubai.
hey CH, one day i was listening to howard stern when they had some pornstar whore on and she talked about how those sons/princes of the middle-east dynasties do business when it's yahaaaaa time.
basically they use american pornos as a catalog and if they like what ol girl's got going on, they'll put in a request for her services where they offer up anywhere from like $50-250k to fly her out for a week/end and to get her fuck on. she'll get imported with maybe a couple'a other whores and they'll be put up in the penthouse of a 5 star hotel where they're told they can do whatever they want, but don't get too drunk/fucked-up because at some random point during their trip when the kid calls you are to drop what you're doing and go over there and service the guy.
then when you get to the palace/whatever, you're taken to a room where it's damn-near-freezing with the air conditioning on full blast. you see, these american whores are viewed akin to swine by the royalty, and it's a serious no-no if this swine/chick was to sweat on the guy (which is odd cuz for some reason i dont picture the dude using a rubber, but maybe he does?) and then after awhile some long-donged prince kid comes in and proceeds to fuck the ever living shit out of you without any sort of passion (cuz if you're not allowed to sweat on the chosen one being akin to swine and all, well i reckon he's not about to kiss you) and then after an hour or two he's out like a fat kid in dodgeball and you're limo'd back to the hotel where you wait around for your private jet to take you to the states as your bank account suddenly jumps up ~50-250k in worth after the services rendered.
so yeah, when you're dealing with the kinds of people whose idea of fun on a saturday afternoon is grabbing a random peasant, torturing him for the lulz, eventually beheading him.... AND TAPING IT ALL (cuz who doesnt wanna have a souvenir for all the fun?) and then when you get tried for murder the tape of you torturing/killing the dude is admitted as evidence.... AND YOU STILL GET OFF, yeah, go figure they're kind of a bit dickish and perhaps a touch rapey when it comes down to it.
but hey, sometimes when i look at rush hour traffic and think of the countless gallons of gasoline being burned on that one highway of one metropolis in one state of one country of the world.... it boggles the mind how much gasoline is out there and how much $$$ these people must be sitting on, and therefore how much power they have. seeing as i can't see our society flipping a switch and doing a paradigm shift of, say, getting the suburban b-ricks of the world to embrace pubtrans... yeah i reckon this whole oil royalty thing will be going on for a long time to come... at least until they figure out what the next super-profitable means of powering the peoplemovers of the world are and they can corner the market on all those profits and then and only then do we make the big shift from gasoline-based combustion engines.
...and given that all this arab oil $$$$ is heavily invested in european football to help their public image, call it a hunch you don't watch a lot of soccer, eh? =D
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?