CORRALATIVE. NOT. CAUSAL.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Just lay back and enjoy it.

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This guy gets it. Darko is going to rename the molestation chair after me.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

THE CHUSE CHAIR

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A Chus-Lounger

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In!

This is coming up quickly. Get ready!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What is the best way to prepare? Abstain from drinking to protect your liver or drink like mad to prepare your liver?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yes.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You'd being going into hositle territory, denis.

Be careful.

I didn't stay long last year, but everyone was great. It was nice putting board names with the real folks.

I am not 100% that I am going, but that is plan for now.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm sure you'll leave BIGFANS party with plenty of time to make it.

Give me a shout if you need some hired muscle for protection. I have your back.

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He was in town this last weekend. He bought me a beer at the Cubs game. Just kidding about him buying me a beer. For the MANY of you reading his board, you know I was out of town on Saturday.

Actually the preparty is at Hockey Gay's Place.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Is Hockey Gay bringing his valet again?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Is she more Miss Elizabeth or Nicole Bass?

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I don't know, but I assume so. I valeted him once, and he remarked at the brightness of my two working headlights. I thought that was an interesting thing to like about my car.....

I love me some Gay.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Ok I've gotten a couple pm asking so screw it here's the deets.
Anytime after 1.
Parking gets weird and hard by 5ish.
If you can do it without being a dickmouth, you can park on the lawn. No lawn jobs, Panther.
I'll have a few 30 packs of rolling rock, high life and bud lite. Feel free to bring whatever you want if that cheap shit ain't blossoming your roses.
People usually bring something to throw on the grill and share a bit. Don usually demands someone else cook his food. If you prefer, you can just run up to the fest for food. There are several restaurants offering their wares there and there's carnival food too.
I'll have chips and pretzels and dip and some shit like that but if you wanna bring an appetizer 9r something that's groovy.
There's going to be a charcoal grill and a gas grill available.
See hockey gay for appropriate places to receive blowjobs.
If you want to bring a tent, that's cool. I have one spare bedroom with a bed but I'm pretty sure dibs were called on that. There's that bar room or whatever that I can pop an inflatable mattress in and that's not been called for dibs yet but last year I think FavreFan died in there after humping the old bag.
Please don't burn my furniture.
We'll have a nice bonfire at dusk. If Frank is in charge of feeding it it will probably be out of control.
That's all I can thing of at the moment.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm having trouble reconciling these two points.

That's a fair cop.
Ok. If you burn my furniture just don't burn my molestation recliner.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Can I leave a cheeseburger on your truck again?



(That wasnt actually me)

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yeah who did that?
Someone put a cheeseburger with one bite out of it on the roof of my truck.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

No, Douchebag, you cannot share my tent.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

is dibs still out there for this?

Paige.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Not anymore. Sounds like you called it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Im not the one who grows the fire to obscene heights.

Im the one who drags 7' logs over to burn.

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I think I left the burger on your car.

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Well, why'd you only take one bite? Was it under cooked or of poor quality meat? A hungry Hockey Gay would have feasted on that thing.

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Hawaii (fuck) You