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 Post subject: Re: Whiskey & Cigar III
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:26 pm 
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Well see it burns at over 6500 degrees. So... it cauterises as it cuts. Bloodless!


No go, gotta have blood.


Do it while you're on the rag.


Heh, that was pretty good.


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how long does tobacco stay in your system? I am getting a physical for life insurance. planning on offing myself.


Stereo?


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Sausage fest?

Vienna style.



Simple. Concise. LOL funny. Zero extraneous/wasted characters/effort. Montana-style.


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You're always welcome to come. Everyone is invited.


sure, everyone is invited, but there are MANY here among us who will not attend.


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Sausage fest?


You're always welcome to come. Everyone is invited.


sure, everyone is invited, but there are MANY here among us who will not attend.


You wanna ride with me and Someguy?

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how long does tobacco stay in your system? I am getting a physical for life insurance. planning on offing myself.



Tobacco's like weed, need at least a month to be truly clean. If #TeamYayo represents....well, Bolivian Marching Powder is completely out of your system in 96 hours--virtually undetectable after 6 hours.

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You wanna ride with me and Someguy?


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Heh, that was pretty good.


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You wanna ride with me and Someguy?


Mods, microaggression trigger warning!


Call your guy, we'll snort our way there.

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 Post subject: Re: Whiskey & Cigar III
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yah, like we'd actually show up to a board sausage fest once we scored an oh zee over by the car wash on oaklee. more like a suite, or, better yet, block of rooms, i ain't sharing a shitter with anyone from here. and then SomeGuy'd work backpage til we had more STD's than a NIH lab monkey on crack.


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 Post subject: Re: Whiskey & Cigar III
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yah, like we'd actually show up to a board sausage fest once we scored an oh zee over by the car wash on oaklee. more like a suite, or, better yet, block of rooms, i ain't sharing a shitter with anyone from here. and then SomeGuy'd work backpage til we had more STD's than a NIH lab monkey on crack.


Fucking beta.

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yah, like we'd actually show up to a board sausage fest once we scored an oh zee over by the car wash on oaklee. more like a suite, or, better yet, block of rooms, i ain't sharing a shitter with anyone from here. and then SomeGuy'd work backpage til we had more STD's than a NIH lab monkey on crack.


Fucking beta.


Beta's all over, as far as the eye can see!

But seriously, cocaine is a pretty cool. If we did score it would all depend on the type of launching pad in this place. Solo bathroom? In. Multi person bathroom with a fully enclosed crapper with a nice door? In. Stall? Probably in. Behind the dumpster outside? In. Gutter? In.


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 Post subject: Re: Whiskey & Cigar III
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Hatchetman wrote:
how long does tobacco stay in your system? I am getting a physical for life insurance. planning on offing myself.

I've seen it beat in a week, I beat it long ago in about two.

If you fail, you can eventually (~ 2 years very generally) re-apply for non-smoker rate on the existing policy, as well as any future GIOs but I'm guessing you're beyond the age where GIOs would be an option for you.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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how long does tobacco stay in your system? I am getting a physical for life insurance. planning on offing myself.

I've seen it beat in a week, I beat it long ago in about two.

If you fail, you can eventually (~ 2 years very generally) re-apply for non-smoker rate on the existing policy, as well as any future GIOs but I'm guessing you're beyond the age where GIOs would be an option for you.

So essentially they treat vape the same as the do unfiltered camels?
Odd.

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Is Douchebag going?



Anything on this yet?

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In the long storied history of Whiskey & Cigar, Douchebag has never missed an event.

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I'll need direct confirmation from him.

Not enough history to go on.

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In the long storied history of Whiskey & Cigar, Douchebag has never missed an event.


DID NOT HAPPEN.


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 Post subject: Re: Whiskey & Cigar III
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I'll need direct confirmation from him.

Not enough history to go on.

Tentatively in.

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I'll need direct confirmation from him.

Not enough history to go on.

Tentatively in.


Let me know.

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Sausage fest?


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Is a hot dog actually considered a sausage?

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Encased meat in tubular form.

Yes.

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Encased meat in tubular form.

Yes.


How would you describe the smell of said encased, tubular meat?

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Encased meat in tubular form.

Yes.


How would you describe the smell of said encased, tubular meat?

Strong musk.

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What's the offer for pantsless?

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