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Provincia di Lago Annual Golf Outing NOW ON AUGUST 5 at 1:00
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Author:  donspiracy [ Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:13 pm ]
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GoldenJet wrote:
A monkey wrench may fall into my gears.

The 5yo just came home with a fever and may not make it to camp tomorrow. There's no chance the wife will stay home from work so I can go golfing. Playing it by ear.

Does the kid need more cowbell?

Author:  donspiracy [ Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:14 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
That old-school Lincoln Continental better be parked near the clubhouse again.

yes, always make sure you have a getaway car, just in case. :lol:

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:25 am ]
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Best of luck you guys. I look forward to seeing some good stories.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:50 am ]
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Don & Furious are rocking blue shirts. I am in my Disney purple shirt. Furious was giving me some chipping lessons on the Range, and Don was hitting the ball well.

Author:  T-Bone [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:24 am ]
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Good luck boys.... Should be a glorious day for some golf. Looking forward to reading a recap or even in-action reporting

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:31 am ]
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Bogey, par, birdie, par, par to start. Furious short game is saving us. Don and I are both hitting well, but I am not dialed in on my direction and Don not on his distance.

Author:  T-Bone [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:45 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Bogey, par, birdie, par, par to start. Furious short game is saving us. Don and I are both hitting well, but I am not dialed in on my direction and Don not on his distance.


Sounds like it may be a battle to break 70.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:59 am ]
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donspiracy drains the 12 footer to take us to -1.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:44 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
donspiracy drains the 12 footer to take us to -1.


Someone make a "Breaking News" picture in the Ugie thread for this. Like a picture of a guy with a large package taking a leak.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:19 pm ]
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Still -1 at the turn. I am not playing my best. Furious has saved us MANY times. We just pissed away about a 5' biridie putt

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:37 pm ]
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The wheels have fallen off. Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled on a long par 4, carding a double :(

+2 thru 15

Author:  shirtless driver [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:16 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled


I thought this thread was about golf.....
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:25 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The wheels have fallen off. Ive sucked the last 4 holes, and we all just struggled on a long par 4, carding a double :(

+2 thru 15


Double bogey in a scramble is a bad feeling. I've certainly been there before. Haha

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:26 pm ]
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It was fucking terrible, Hank. 440 yard par 4, and I hit one of my better drive of the day leaving us 190 to the front of the green. It was incredibly atrocious after that

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:07 pm ]
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JORR and donspiracy fucking cleaned up at the dinner. JORR won $500 1st place 50/50 and the scotch package. Don once again won the IT support package, :lol: the Arlington Park package and the wine package (w/JORR-selected Italian wines).

Furious didn't win dick.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:48 pm ]
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Big Cock Boyd just made an appearance at Joe Orr Social Club. He is presently living the High Life.

Author:  T-Bone [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:07 pm ]
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So Furious was MVP but got skunked in the prize dept?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:08 pm ]
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so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:12 pm ]
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God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:15 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

Legit. The clubhead went further than the ball.

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:25 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


Image

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:30 pm ]
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You drunks :lol:

Ugie, it wasnt that bad. We all had good shots, Furious had the most though. None of us capitilized enough for birdies though.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:39 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
so, did conspiracy legit break his driver shaft? or was this a laser chuck into an oak tree?

Legit. The clubhead went further than the ball.


I have a club head sitting in my car that I acquired at a charity thing last year. Friend had some old clubs and had his driver give out on the 14th hole. Been meaning to take it to the trophy shop and converting it into an award for shortest drive or most comical shot for this fundraiser. And the head went about twice as far as ball when he did it.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:22 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Big Cock Boyd just made an appearance at Joe Orr Social Club. He is presently living the High Life.

8)

All the benefits of drinking without having to golf. Winning.

Author:  pittmike [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:58 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


Image


Jorr, who are your wingmen?

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:12 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


Image


Jorr, who are your wingmen?

I believe that is Caller Bob on the right and Regular Reader on the left.

Author:  pittmike [ Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:19 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
God I wish somebody videoed this shit show.


This will have to suffice:


Image


Jorr, who are your wingmen?

I believe that is Caller Bob on the right and Regular Reader on his left.


Good guess.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Sat Jun 24, 2017 7:55 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
So Furious was MVP but got skunked in the prize dept?

The real disappointment was the partner couldn't make it.

Author:  denisdman [ Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:41 am ]
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Jorr always surrounded by "partners". Things that make you go hmmmmm

Author:  sumlord [ Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:03 am ]
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i guess the big swingers like FRANK had a good time??

not that playing golf in illinios in june isnt impressive.......... lol

maybe i shoud move the AZ ROZATIS OPEN to elk grove!!!! thats where the real players are!!!!!!!

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