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I'm probably going to regret this.

Our condo in Naperville will be available for rent as of February 1st. Located near I-88 and Rte. 59.

Am happy to share more details if interested.

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Does it come with a wine fridge?


Literally wrote that and deleted it.


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Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Does it come with a wine fridge?


Literally wrote that and deleted it.

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I saw the photo of yours. Mine had a much smaller circumference but seemed thicker. Let me post a pic.


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 Post subject: Re: Condo for Rent
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IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.


ok great well anyone who isn't having a philosophical finance crisis please let me know


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.


I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

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I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

If that's your ethos you might as well.pull a Manny Ramirez and just live in a hotel. They'll even clean your room for you!

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm probably going to regret this.

Our condo in Naperville will be available for rent as of February 1st. Located near I-88 and Rte. 59.

Am happy to share more details if interested.

No guns allowed.



Please put in your ad: Right down the road from our favorite update anchor girl. Yuge selling point!


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.


ok great well anyone who isn't having a philosophical finance crisis please let me know

:lol:

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sinicalypse wrote:
IMU wrote:
I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

If that's your ethos you might as well.pull a Manny Ramirez and just live in a hotel. They'll even clean your room for you!

I may have had a cleaning service at my apartment in the last few weeks.

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i think property taxes are throwing your money away too...when it's as high as illinois.

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Property taxes per year are generally 1/3 or 1/4 (maybe even less) of the cost of year's rent.

The landlord/owner of the building(s) still has to pay property taxes. He isn't covering those out of the goodness of his heart. He is passing those taxes along to his tenants.

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you think developers of those new buildings going up in Chicago will be paying the same effective property tax per sq foot that single-family homeowners are paying? Chicago will be lucky if they aren't getting a 20 year property tax abatement to build those new rental high-rises.
In general, property tax per sq foot ends up being substantially lower on large scale rental developments than on single family homes. Probably why they can offer such low rental rates .


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Typical Naperville limousine liberal.

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sinicalypse wrote:
IMU wrote:
I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

If that's your ethos you might as well.pull a Manny Ramirez and just live in a hotel. They'll even clean your room for you!

I may have had a cleaning service at my apartment in the last few weeks.


If you can't tell, I wouldn't recommend them.

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if they're polish cleaning ladies, check the levels on the vodka bottles. Be careful tho, they've been known to top em back up with water.


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As a red-blooded Cook County resident nearly my entire life, I would never dare use any cleaning ladies that are not Polish.

I love how on Craigslist every cleaning service listing starts off as POLSKA

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm probably going to regret this.

Our condo in Naperville will be available for rent as of February 1st. Located near I-88 and Rte. 59.

Am happy to share more details if interested.

No guns allowed.


Is this available on a time share basis? Looking to summer in Naperville.


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As a red-blooded Cook County resident nearly my entire life, I would never dare use any cleaning ladies that are not Polish.

I love how on Craigslist every cleaning service listing starts off as POLSKA



The only problem with the Polish cleaning ladies is you get the ones who weren't good looking enough to be sex slaves. Very few letter to Penthouse get written after the VW full of maids show up.


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Is the water heater tankless?


No, just thankless.


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I would like to rent it for a couple of hours Saturday evening

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