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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:35 am ]
Post subject:  Condo for Rent

I'm probably going to regret this.

Our condo in Naperville will be available for rent as of February 1st. Located near I-88 and Rte. 59.

Am happy to share more details if interested.

No guns allowed.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Condo for Rent

Does it come with a wine fridge?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:36 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Does it come with a wine fridge?


Literally wrote that and deleted it.

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:37 am ]
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Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:39 am ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Does it come with a wine fridge?


Literally wrote that and deleted it.

:lol:

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Condo for Rent

IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:46 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.


ok great well anyone who isn't having a philosophical finance crisis please let me know

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:48 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.


I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:50 am ]
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townhouse/condo.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:51 am ]
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IMU wrote:
I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

If that's your ethos you might as well.pull a Manny Ramirez and just live in a hotel. They'll even clean your room for you!

Author:  Cashman [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:52 am ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm probably going to regret this.

Our condo in Naperville will be available for rent as of February 1st. Located near I-88 and Rte. 59.

Am happy to share more details if interested.

No guns allowed.



Please put in your ad: Right down the road from our favorite update anchor girl. Yuge selling point!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:56 am ]
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Move?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Condo for Rent

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
IMU wrote:
Word around CFMB is renting is for bitch ass bitches.


I mean...you are basically throwing money away.


ok great well anyone who isn't having a philosophical finance crisis please let me know

:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:59 am ]
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Image

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:04 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
IMU wrote:
I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

If that's your ethos you might as well.pull a Manny Ramirez and just live in a hotel. They'll even clean your room for you!

I may have had a cleaning service at my apartment in the last few weeks.

Author:  W_Z [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:08 am ]
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i think property taxes are throwing your money away too...when it's as high as illinois.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:10 am ]
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Property taxes per year are generally 1/3 or 1/4 (maybe even less) of the cost of year's rent.

The landlord/owner of the building(s) still has to pay property taxes. He isn't covering those out of the goodness of his heart. He is passing those taxes along to his tenants.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:27 am ]
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you think developers of those new buildings going up in Chicago will be paying the same effective property tax per sq foot that single-family homeowners are paying? Chicago will be lucky if they aren't getting a 20 year property tax abatement to build those new rental high-rises.
In general, property tax per sq foot ends up being substantially lower on large scale rental developments than on single family homes. Probably why they can offer such low rental rates .

Author:  ToxicMasculinity [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:35 am ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
No guns allowed.


Typical Naperville limousine liberal.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:55 am ]
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IMU wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
IMU wrote:
I am paying for a convenience and multiple services. There will be a day when buying makes more sense than renting. Like when I enjoy yardwork and maintaining my residence. We're not there yet.

If that's your ethos you might as well.pull a Manny Ramirez and just live in a hotel. They'll even clean your room for you!

I may have had a cleaning service at my apartment in the last few weeks.


If you can't tell, I wouldn't recommend them.

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:56 am ]
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:D

Author:  Hussra [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:06 pm ]
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if they're polish cleaning ladies, check the levels on the vodka bottles. Be careful tho, they've been known to top em back up with water.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:13 pm ]
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If?

Author:  IMU [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:14 pm ]
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As a red-blooded Cook County resident nearly my entire life, I would never dare use any cleaning ladies that are not Polish.

I love how on Craigslist every cleaning service listing starts off as POLSKA

Author:  shakes [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condo for Rent

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm probably going to regret this.

Our condo in Naperville will be available for rent as of February 1st. Located near I-88 and Rte. 59.

Am happy to share more details if interested.

No guns allowed.


Is this available on a time share basis? Looking to summer in Naperville.

Author:  shakes [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condo for Rent

IMU wrote:
As a red-blooded Cook County resident nearly my entire life, I would never dare use any cleaning ladies that are not Polish.

I love how on Craigslist every cleaning service listing starts off as POLSKA



The only problem with the Polish cleaning ladies is you get the ones who weren't good looking enough to be sex slaves. Very few letter to Penthouse get written after the VW full of maids show up.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:06 pm ]
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Is the water heater tankless?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:35 pm ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Is the water heater tankless?


No, just thankless.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Condo for Rent

I would like to rent it for a couple of hours Saturday evening

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