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leashyourkids

Post subject: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:42 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32235
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

Ever find yourself wondering what the world would be like if things had turned out differently?

Ever find yourself contemplating the meaning of your insignificant existence?

Ever find yourself torn between dozens of potential viewpoints that could explain the complex and often ideologically-driven conclusions that we have accepted as evolved human beings despite the nagging and inextinguishable feeling that no matter what happens, our fate is sealed?

Well, fret no more!

Please meet our board psychotherapist, Boilermaker Rick!

For only $5, he will meet you and pass judgment within moments of your consultation! You will be given a one-word label that will make you stop contemplating anything at all!

Don't like computers? You're a meathead!

Don't like the Cubs? You're poor!

Don't like barbecue? You're a racist!

For details, please call 555-RACIST

Act now!

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:44 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 101904
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

This act of yours is terrible. It's not entertaining, it's not funny. You should be better than this. If not, shame on you.

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ltg wrote:

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
Posts: 54273
Location: Pearl Harbor, Waukesha, and other things that make no sense
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

This dark web doesn't seem very intellectual at all.

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Molly Lambert wrote:

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32235
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

Frank Coztansa wrote:

This act of yours is terrible. It's not entertaining, it's not funny. You should be better than this. If not, shame on you.

With all due respect, you're retarded.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:49 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:45 am
Posts: 16004
pizza_Place: Salerno's

leashyourkids wrote:

Don't like barbecue? You're a racist!

For details, please call 555-RACIST

Act now!

.

if you were a proper racist you'd know the number's 555.1488

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:58 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 101904
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

leashyourkids wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

This act of yours is terrible. It's not entertaining, it's not funny. You should be better than this. If not, shame on you.

With all due respect, you're retarded.

Stay classy, dickface.

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ltg wrote:

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:00 pm

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
Posts: 13320
pizza_Place: Home Run Inn

leashyourkids wrote:

That's Big Doug's old number!

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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312player

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:07 pm

Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:15 am
Posts: 27591
pizza_Place: nick n vito's

I'm constantly self evaluating, Am I good guy? I say yes.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:34 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 89073
Location: To the left of my post

PLEASE PUT ME ON IGNORE

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:18 am

Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:28 pm
Posts: 3883
Location: Tinley Park
pizza_Place: zzzzzz

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

PLEASE PUT ME ON IGNORE

You can't. I already tried.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:14 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 89073
Location: To the left of my post

Ready to apologize yet leash?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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America

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:19 am

Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:32 pm
Posts: 13865
Location: France
pizza_Place: Baranabyis

leash is a great guy. Courage to speak his mind (and the truth) when he knows he'll be hated for it

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:41 am

Joined: Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:50 pm
Posts: 6721
pizza_Place: Parts Unknown

Hussra wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Don't like barbecue? You're a racist!

For details, please call 555-RACIST

Act now!

.

if you were a proper racist you'd know the number's 555.1488

Great party line

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:56 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 80199

the requirement of meeting him is far too high a price to pay for the enlightenment

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:03 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:05 am
Posts: 25181
Location: Cultural Mecca
pizza_Place: Pequod's / Barnaby's

Really surprised this thread didn't take off.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:13 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 89073
Location: To the left of my post

It amuses me every time I read this that it was born out of the fact that I dared to call those who are marching with Nazis about the removal of a statue of a traitor to our country who fought for slavery to still be legal as possibly being racists.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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newper

Post subject: Re: Label Yourself

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:54 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12555
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

FrankDrebin wrote:

That's Big Doug's old number!

Those were great Friday fun... miss them a lot.

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