We bought new couches today, so I have two to give away. One is a three person couch, and the other is a love seat, with a full size, pull out bed. They are not a matching set. I have had them for ~10 years, and they have normal wear.

I can take pictures, if anybody desires. I have a truck, so I can deliver them to you.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I'll take them.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I hope douchebag is taking notes.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Deliver one of them to Darkside Estates, and we'll burn it on Saturday night.

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The Frank-Chus bloodbath continues...

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That is very cool of you Chus, Ike needs a place to sleep.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'll need a detailed list of everything that has happened on these couches before I take them.

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Apple juice was spilled on them, probably a leaky diaper or 2, you know kid things.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yup.

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Hopefully he sleeps on some oft-used railroad tracks.

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-- source

I hope the recipient is taking a blacklight.

... RACIST! ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

I flipped over the cushion.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I called 1-800-GOT-JUNK to see how much it would cost to take the couches. She said $301.

I called my trash collectors, Waste Management, and they said $40.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

http://jubileefurniture.blogspot.com/

They will come and get your furniture for free, and you can write it off.

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Write it off, what?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Hmmm...a free kid pissed shitted and puked, cheeto's stained couch for free? fuck wine fridges...

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@audioidkid

Do you really want such list?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I would like to see a picture of them

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Call the Salvation Army or Disabled Vets of America.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

God these spambots are terrifying.

You would be amazed at the emails I get.

they pick up on any word here or in my real emails, as I see them try to fake emails from names that are close to people I am sending real emails to and I am 100% sure I will have some COUCH emails soon.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Chus, all these big companies, they write off everything.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas