A new Pizza Sensation

lipidquadcab · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:15 pm

I'm eating the bacon-stuffed crust pizza right now...it's glorious.

lipidquadcab · **Posted:** Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:16 pm

Godfella wrote:

I know this will start some Grimace jokes but here I go any way...

If anybody is a Rueben Sandwich fan, I have a great recipe for a Rueben Pizza.

Get a pre-made crust, spread thousand island dressing on it just like pizza sauce. Place slices of Swiss cheese over the spread dressing. Then put some shredded corned beef on top of cheese and top it with sauerkraut. Chop up some more Swiss cheese and sprinkle it over the pizza. Bake it until it's done however you like... check pre-made dough package for exact time. I like to pour a little more dressing on top when it is done. Enjoy - This is very tasty!

I've had Reuben Pizza at a couple places...been really good both times.

redskingreg · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:57 pm

It's the bacon crust pizza.

http://www.keyt.com/news/pizza-hut-unve ... t/27837028

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:01 pm

Godfella wrote:

Get a pre-made crust, spread thousand island dressing on it

Cutting you off right here, what the fuck's wrong with you?

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43171

Curious Hair wrote:

Godfella wrote:

Get a pre-made crust, spread thousand island dressing on it

Cutting you off right here, what the fuck's wrong with you?

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:08 pm

Curious Hair wrote:

Godfella wrote:

Get a pre-made crust, spread thousand island dressing on it

Cutting you off right here, what the fuck's wrong with you?

How else are you supposed to make a Rueben?

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:15 pm

With corned beef and bread. Not a fucking pizza crust.

shirtless driver · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:16 pm

1,000 Island dressing is right up there with mayo, Miracle Whip, and "salad dressing"
as "foodstuffs" you couldn't pay me to eat. I literally gagged a little just typing this.
Seriously.

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:18 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

With corned beef and bread. Not a fucking pizza crust.

It sounds fucking gross but if you are set on making a rueben pizza Thousand Island is a necessary ingredient.

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:26 pm

shirtless driver wrote:

1,000 Island dressing is right up there with mayo, Miracle Whip, and "salad dressing"
as "foodstuffs" you couldn't pay me to eat. I literally gagged a little just typing this.
Seriously.

Be that as it may, A Reuben necessitates the dressing. Otherwise it's not a Reuben.

Being aghast at the ingredient is fine; asking why it's there is just silly.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:34 pm

shirtless driver wrote:

1,000 Island dressing is right up there with mayo, Miracle Whip, and "salad dressing"
as "foodstuffs" you couldn't pay me to eat. I literally gagged a little just typing this.
Seriously.

What's with the scare quotes around salad dressing? You won't even go for a nice balsamic vinaigrette? I hate most salad dressings but even I'll allow myself that every now and then.

Joe Orr Road Rod · **Posted:** Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:53 pm

Don Tiny wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

1,000 Island dressing is right up there with mayo, Miracle Whip, and "salad dressing"
as "foodstuffs" you couldn't pay me to eat. I literally gagged a little just typing this.
Seriously.

Be that as it may, A Reuben necessitates the dressing. Otherwise it's not a Reuben.

One of my close friends and I had a drunken argument in a Greek coffee shop one night that nearly escalated into a fistfight. He ordered "a Reuben with no sauerkraut". I said, "That isn't a Reuben. It's a corned beef sandwich with Swiss cheese and Thousand." Things took off from there. :lol:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:06 am

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

1,000 Island dressing is right up there with mayo, Miracle Whip, and "salad dressing"
as "foodstuffs" you couldn't pay me to eat. I literally gagged a little just typing this.
Seriously.

Be that as it may, A Reuben necessitates the dressing. Otherwise it's not a Reuben.

One of my close friends and I had a drunken argument in a Greek coffee shop one night that nearly escalated into a fistfight. He ordered "a Reuben with no sauerkraut". I said, "That isn't a Reuben. It's a corned beef sandwich with Swiss cheese and Thousand." Things took off from there. :lol:

I think it's finally happened.

JORR has reached the bottom of his story barrel.

Hatchetman · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:08 am

I didn't know JORR and BRick were that tight.

pittmike · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:24 am

Hey anything Jorr starts with "my partner and I", "my business partner" or "an old friend" is must read for me. :lol:

shirtless driver · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:28 am

Curious Hair wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

1,000 Island dressing is right up there with mayo, Miracle Whip, and "salad dressing"
as "foodstuffs" you couldn't pay me to eat. I literally gagged a little just typing this.
Seriously.

What's with the scare quotes around salad dressing? You won't even go for a nice balsamic vinaigrette? I hate most salad dressings but even I'll allow myself that every now and then.

No, not like Zesty Italian, or a balsamic vin.
I was referring to the bottom shelf white slime that's not mayo, not miracle whip, but actually called just "salad dressing".
I tried to find a google image, but I've got a bit of an upset stomach so I gave up the search.
Oh, and just the mere smell of Ranch makes me wanna blow chunks.

redskingreg · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:29 am

Olive oil, lemon juice, cilantro, and spices. There's your only dressing needed. I hate everything else.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:38 am

redskingreg wrote:

Olive oil, lemon juice, cilantro, and spices. There's your only dressing needed. I hate everything else.

This guy gets it! Salad is light, subtle, and filled with negative space. What kind of barbarian fills that space with goo? It's funny: my dad grew up in a household that only did oil and vinegar dressings, so he rebelled and started drenching everything in ranch or Thousand Island. Thus, I had to grow up in a house of slime-pouring philistines, and had to rebel by just putting lemon juice on my salads.

redskingreg · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:40 am

Curious Hair wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Olive oil, lemon juice, cilantro, and spices. There's your only dressing needed. I hate everything else.

This guy gets it! Salad is light, subtle, and filled with negative space. What kind of barbarian fills that space with goo? It's funny: my dad grew up in a household that only did oil and vinegar dressings, so he rebelled and started drenching everything in ranch or Thousand Island. Thus, I had to grow up in a house of slime-pouring philistines, and had to rebel by just putting lemon juice on my salads.

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Hatchetman · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:42 am

I would not put cilantro on a salad, personally. Maybe on a taco or a steaming bowl of pho.

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:48 am

A person that doesnt like ranch dressing is a person that I dont trust. I can get not liking mayo, I think you are a disgusting animal but I guess I can understand it. I cant sit idle and let people talk about ranch dressing in a negative way. Has this country gone mad?

redskingreg · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:53 am

Hank Scorpio wrote:

A person that doesnt like ranch dressing is a person that I dont trust. I can get not liking mayo, I think you are a disgusting animal but I guess I can understand it. I cant sit idle and let people talk about ranch dressing in a negative way. Has this country gone mad?

Waddle loooooooooooooooooooves ranch.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 9:55 am

Ranch seasoning is good if you toss some pretzels in it or something, but I can't trust anyone who would want to weigh down a salad beneath an oil spill of ranch dressing. And that's the way it always is: no one ever just puts a little ranch dressing on a salad, like I might put a little sriracha on a burger. No, no, it's always like watching people pour lighter fluid on a grill, if lighter fluid had the viscosity of corn syrup.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43171

Hank Scorpio wrote:

A person that doesnt like ranch dressing is a person that I dont trust. I can get not liking mayo, I think you are a disgusting animal but I guess I can understand it. I cant sit idle and let people talk about ranch dressing in a negative way. Has this country gone mad?

I'm sorry you like foods that resemble jizz.

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 28862

Douchebag wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

A person that doesnt like ranch dressing is a person that I dont trust. I can get not liking mayo, I think you are a disgusting animal but I guess I can understand it. I cant sit idle and let people talk about ranch dressing in a negative way. Has this country gone mad?

I'm sorry you like foods that resemble jizz.

I just feel for his children, having to eat all of that nasty does their dad does. Think of the kids Hank, think of the kids!!!

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:20 am

Why are we talking about salad as though it is good?? Salad is a delivery system for good veggies and dressing. That's it. I dont want lettuce, I want salad dressing and tomatos, cucumbers and carrots. Basically I want to order a veggie tray instead of a salad. THAT is what should be on a menu.

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