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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:12 pm 
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A $3 Jack's pizza bought at Menards can be nuked in 4 1/2 minutes. Throw some extra shredded cheese out of a bag on it and you're set. It comes out nice and mushy, so be sure to cut it into squares because triangles will sag over when you pick it up and all the cheese and toppings will ooze off.


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When you find shitty pizza 5 for $10, you buy 'em. And then you PM me and tell me where you found those babies on sale.

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Unless you are drunk and/or in college, you should never microwave a pizza. Get a toaster oven with a convection setting. Cooks a full size frozen pizza in about 8 minutes, without a soggy crust and the cheese nicely browned. Don’t let the Communists win.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:58 pm 
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Individual Home Run Inn Pizza = GOAT.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:17 pm 
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Individual Home Run Inn Pizza = GOAT.


Meh

Overrated

I usually just buy what is on sale. Freschietta and Red Baron are my normal pizzas. There was just a taste test I was reading about and both of those were high in the rankings. Surprisingly, Tony's pizza was way up there. Jewel's rising crust brand is very underrated and seemingly always on sale.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:26 pm 
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I haven’t had a frozen pizza in a couple years. Lately when we don’t go out, call in or home make we get the Aldi or Walmart take and bake and jazz that up a bit.

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My understanding is that the Red Baron two-packs of individual microwave pizzas are the same thing you can purchase from your friendly neighborhood Schwan man.

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When you find shitty pizza 5 for $10, you buy 'em. And then you PM me and tell me where you found those babies on sale.



You can buy 10 frozen home run inn pizzas for like 28 bucks at their store.


It's better than Giordanos

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Individual Home Run Inn Pizza = GOAT.

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I'd be fine with castration for whoever microwaves a pizza.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:25 pm 
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I've reheated pizza in a microwave but I'm not sure I would try to make pizza in a microwave.

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I've reheated pizza in a microwave but I'm not sure I would try to make pizza in a microwave.

That's allowable, but you're skating on thin ice.

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Lean Cuisine French Bread Pizza... best microwave pizza because the crust isn't pizza crust. Of course it tastes like crap, but still the best.

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Lean Cuisine French Bread Pizza... best microwave pizza because the crust isn't pizza crust. Of course it tastes like crap, but still the best.

Stouffer's Pizza Bread blows that shit out of the water. Please apologize.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:18 am 
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Nas wrote:
I've reheated pizza in a microwave but I'm not sure I would try to make pizza in a microwave.


I can't recall what show I saw it on but here is the solution. You stop with the microwave if you have time and reheat the slice(s) in a heated skillet.

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I'd be fine with castration for whoever microwaves a pizza.

Individual pizzas can do it. I was a big fan of reggios too.

Just eat it cold instead of reheating a big pizza in the microwave.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:40 am 
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Red Baron breakfast pizzas. Apparently they still exist but I haven't seen them in stores for years.


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This is the correct answer for microwavable pizza.

Frozen pizzas in general, the best is Screamin' Sicilian.

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i'm seriously tearing up because you know... you guys have microwaves!

mine got thrown out when i was jacked for ~15 days for a "five day evaluation" (and then pretty much all of my personal belongings were meticulously went through as people decided what i was allowed and not allowed to have. you know, standard fare for a real piece of excrement like me, especially when i have legit prescriptions in my own name that people throw out because, again, everyone knows better than me =)

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10 for 10.


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Totinos is the absolute worst pizza ever made. I'd prefer garbage picked pizza. Any suggestions for that?

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Totinos is the absolute worst pizza ever made. I'd prefer garbage picked pizza. Any suggestions for that?


Dumpster behind any Little Ceasars, most likely...that shit is so fake it doesn't rot.

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i'm seriously tearing up because you know... you guys have microwaves!

mine got thrown out when i was jacked for ~15 days for a "five day evaluation" (and then pretty much all of my personal belongings were meticulously went through as people decided what i was allowed and not allowed to have. you know, standard fare for a real piece of excrement like me, especially when i have legit prescriptions in my own name that people throw out because, again, everyone knows better than me =)


Apparently, the only thing you're allowed to have in life are your terrible posts on this board.
You OWN those, and can't nobody take that away.

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newper wrote:
Lean Cuisine French Bread Pizza... best microwave pizza because the crust isn't pizza crust. Of course it tastes like crap, but still the best.

Stouffer's Pizza Bread blows that shit out of the water. Please apologize.

Yes, you are right. My apologies!

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Totinos is the absolute worst pizza ever made. I'd prefer garbage picked pizza. Any suggestions for that?

My college freezer was stocked with the Totinos. I also liked to make Kraft mac and cheese and then mix in a can of Hormel chili... that would fill you up for $1.29.

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sinicalypse wrote:
i'm seriously tearing up because you know... you guys have microwaves!

mine got thrown out when i was jacked for ~15 days for a "five day evaluation" (and then pretty much all of my personal belongings were meticulously went through as people decided what i was allowed and not allowed to have. you know, standard fare for a real piece of excrement like me, especially when i have legit prescriptions in my own name that people throw out because, again, everyone knows better than me =)

There it is

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:58 am 
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There is something very unnatural about microwave cooking. I used to be indifferent, but now I'm against except for heating up old coffee in the morning.

Nothing microwaved tastes good anyway. You're better off reheating food in a pan or in an oven.

I had frozen pizza last night, a Tombstone five cheese. Surprisingly good, when you add canned mushrooms. Even had sauce, which most microwave pizzas and even fresh pizzas don't have anymore. You now have to pay extra for having sauce on your pizza.


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