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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:19 pm 
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Some guy I have known for a while was talking with my brother at some event and said something like "you and the rest of your family are fabulous but I have always had a crush on that older brother of your's, ______"

I found it flattering. I don't care who it is, it is always nice to be thought of as attractive. Objectify me all you want.

I still gots it mothafuckas!

So as you guys throw insults at me today, remember, I have other options.

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and it's in this section because I'm such a dish

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good dolphin wrote:
Some guy I have known for a while was talking with my brother at some event and said something like "you and the rest of your family are fabulous but I have always had a crush on that older brother of your's, ______"

I found it flattering. I don't care who it is, it is always nice to be thought of as attractive. Objectify me all you want.

I still gots it mothafuckas!

So as you guys throw insults at me today, remember, I have other options.


DID. NOT. HAPPEN!!!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:30 pm 
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Who?


I'd hardly be outing the guy because he is flaaaaming, but I don't think it would be right to post his name.

It's funny because it is obvious to everyone but he had to keep it closeted to his old mother. She died recently and he was out, guns blazing. He also inherited quite a bit of money, so maybe it would be worth it for me to give him a ride on space mountain.

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Big Brane wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Some guy I have known for a while was talking with my brother at some event and said something like "you and the rest of your family are fabulous but I have always had a crush on that older brother of your's, ______"

I found it flattering. I don't care who it is, it is always nice to be thought of as attractive. Objectify me all you want.

I still gots it mothafuckas!

So as you guys throw insults at me today, remember, I have other options.


DID. NOT. HAPPEN!!!


Did too. My brother told me on Monday.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:33 pm 
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I think this means you're gay now.


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Explains the crossdressing.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 2:38 pm 
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I guess the gay community has chubby chasers too.

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I guess the gay community has chubby chasers too.


I thought it was weird walking around Boystown and everyone kept yelling "Bear Down!" at me when it wasn't football season

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I guess you're a Cubs fan after all, Good Dolphin.

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I think this means you're gay now.


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Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?

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Chus wrote:
Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?


good dolphin wrote:
and it's in this section because I'm such a dish

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I look forward to your thoughts on hatchbacks, foie gras and Supernatural.

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Chus wrote:
Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?


I explained the positioning in Post #2

I can understand as my hunkiness in Post #1 probably distracted you.

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Should be a c in front of hunkiness.


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Spaulding wrote:
Should be a c in front of hunkiness.


lashing out because you feel threatened

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Did this guy relocate recently?

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good dolphin wrote:
Chus wrote:
Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?


I explained the positioning in Post #2

I can understand as my hunkiness in Post #1 probably distracted you.


So, that's a yes?

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Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Chus wrote:
Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?


I explained the positioning in Post #2

I can understand as my hunkiness in Post #1 probably distracted you.


So, that's a yes?

I guess he already knows the positioning.

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Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Chus wrote:
Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?


I explained the positioning in Post #2

I can understand as my hunkiness in Post #1 probably distracted you.


So, that's a yes?


This kind of opportunity doesn't present itself to me every day.

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good dolphin wrote:
Chus wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Chus wrote:
Why is this in the Food, Drink, and Smoke section? Are you going to smoke his pole?


I explained the positioning in Post #2

I can understand as my hunkiness in Post #1 probably distracted you.


So, that's a yes?


This kind of opportunity doesn't present itself to me every day.


Any pole, any hole.

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Nas wrote:
Did this guy relocate recently?

See you in a year.

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Did this guy relocate recently?

See you in a year.

Did anyone ever get to the bottom ( :thumright: ) of the BIGFAN burrito mystery?

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