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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:22 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Complete lack of self-control and serious boundary issues have ruined my chances to enjoy almost any spirits today, but I still give it my best shot.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:24 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

JORR, did you grow up on scotch? It tastes terrible to me, though I'd drink it in a pinch. Bourbon tastes like ambrosia to me, but maybe it's just what I'm used to. Also, I don't hate America.

Yeah, I think it's an acquired taste. A Scotch and soda is crisp and clean. I can drink Bourbon and water in a pinch, but I don't really care for the nutty flavor. I don't hate America either, but I like German cars, Italian suits, French wine, Scotch whisky, and Greek women.

Italian suits look good on about 1% of the population.

Mr. Han at England Custom will make you look good in anything.

a European cut is a European cut. Mr. Han makes us look good by not cutting a suit in that manner for hid clientele of more challenging body types.

A short guy isn't going to look good in a three button jacket if god himself tailors it.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:24 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Complete lack of self-control and serious boundary issues have ruined my chances to enjoy almost any spirits today, but I still give it my best shot.

Thanks, Don. I was looking for the rimshot emoji, but Google search took me down a completely different path that derailed my whole afternoon.

As expected, yours was better than mine!

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 10:39 am

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good dolphin wrote:

True, there are certain styles that some of us can't pull off. Like that Tom Ford with high water pants look and a super tight jacket that has become so popular. Although, I will say that some tailor manages to make squatty Jeremy Piven look okay in those suits. I've had Han fit an Armani and a Hugo Boss for me and they both look great. Have you ever bought a full suit from him? I'm sure that's pretty pricey.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:21 am

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Is it me but as I get older even though I like a nice co dbeer on a hot day I am gravitating more towards boat drinks.

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jimmypasta

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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:59 pm

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Straight vodka as a young man. My favorite mixed drink was a tom collins,loved the lime taste. I once had about 15-20 of those one night in Daytona Beach.

Yes,it IS a manly drink!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:06 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Is it me but as I get older even though I like a nice co dbeer on a hot day I am gravitating more towards boat drinks.

Going through the change of life, huh big guy? Next thing you know, you'll be sipping cosmos on the veranda while listening to Liza.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:10 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Is it me but as I get older even though I like a nice co dbeer on a hot day I am gravitating more towards boat drinks.

Going through the change of life, huh big guy? Next thing you know, you'll be sipping cosmos on the veranda while listening to Liza.

Nah, I'm not a Liza fan. I think it is the climate down here. So far that I been out I can only drink like 3-4 beer before feeling full. The rum drinks I can do all day.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:14 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Is it me but as I get older even though I like a nice co dbeer on a hot day I am gravitating more towards boat drinks.

Going through the change of life, huh big guy? Next thing you know, you'll be sipping cosmos on the veranda while listening to Liza.

Nah, I'm not a Liza fan. I think it is the climate down here. So far that I been out I can only drink like 3-4 beer before feeling full. The rum drinks I can do all day.

Mmm hmmm

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:52 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Is it me but as I get older even though I like a nice co dbeer on a hot day I am gravitating more towards boat drinks.

Don't worry, a finger up the ass is not gay...unless it is a man's finger.

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Hussra

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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:29 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Is it me but as I get older even though I like a nice co dbeer on a hot day I am gravitating more towards boat drinks.

nah, prolly just living in the sunshine and bath salts state. at least y'all get Oberon year 'round.

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 6:47 pm

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A guy sitting next to me just ordered a Patron and Mountain Dew. He's an old guy too not some young dumb punk. Gross

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:08 pm

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http://www.liquor.com/articles/the-5-mo ... gs.F=oqkXk

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:51 pm

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Bagels wrote:

http://www.liquor.com/articles/the-5-most-popular-cocktails-of-2016/?utm_source=foodbeast&utm_medium=social#gs.F=oqkXk

A negroni? Really?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:59 pm

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i've never had one

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:05 pm

Bagels wrote:

i've never had one

Exactly.

Campari is slightly below horse piss on the fine-taste meter.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:10 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Bagels wrote:

i've never had one

Exactly.

Campari is slightly below horse piss on the fine-taste meter.

how does it compare to Malort

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:11 pm

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My uncle loves campari. I don't think I've ever had it.

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:12 pm

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The Negroni Slushie at Parson's Chicken & Fish is pretty damn good on a hot summer day.

Some of the old mustaches at my club used to drink Campari & Soda. It's not nearly as nasty as Malort.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:15 pm

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I tried a Tom and Jerry from Miller's Pub. I think they really messed it up because it was barely drinkable. I think it was laced with rubbing alcohol.

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:17 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I tried a Tom and Jerry from Miller's Pub. I think they really messed it up because it was barely drinkable. I think it was laced with rubbing alcohol.

Nas, Seacrest, and I drank Tom & Jerrys there some time around last Christmas. We may have had more than one. :lol:

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:19 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I tried a Tom and Jerry from Miller's Pub. I think they really messed it up because it was barely drinkable. I think it was laced with rubbing alcohol.

Maybe they based theirs on the cartoons.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:20 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I tried a Tom and Jerry from Miller's Pub. I think they really messed it up because it was barely drinkable. I think it was laced with rubbing alcohol.

Nas, Seacrest, and I drank Tom & Jerrys there some time around last Christmas. We may have had more than one. :lol:

I'll keep an eye out for you guys next time.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:21 pm

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I don't like nutmeg. What does the egg white do?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:21 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I tried a Tom and Jerry from Miller's Pub. I think they really messed it up because it was barely drinkable. I think it was laced with rubbing alcohol.

Maybe they based theirs on the cartoons.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: what non-standard cocktails do you ever order ?

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 4:10 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I tried a Tom and Jerry from Miller's Pub. I think they really messed it up because it was barely drinkable. I think it was laced with rubbing alcohol.

Nas, Seacrest, and I drank Tom & Jerrys there some time around last Christmas. We may have had more than one. :lol: