Oh, for Christ's sake....

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

It's just bigfan bait.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You forgot the #betamale hashtag, chief. Yeah, poke fun all you want. I get up at 5 to get little rsg ready for daycare and all that.

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Just what I expect from a breakfast expert!!

x1000

I still eat cereal on the weekends. Cheapest meal of the day. Give me raisin bran or some form of honey bunches of oats. Other than that it's plain oatmeal every day with blueberries or raspberries.

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I think Skim tastes better.

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Don't you drink diet soda?

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Oh, ya gotta go! Uh, I mean, read. The Ancestor's Tale made me go, "Whoa," ala Keanu in Not Only Bill, But Also Ted's Excellent Adventure. Lots of fun....amazing how little I really knew about evolution before reading that.

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Drinking whole after a diet of skim makes it taste like a milkshake. Skim is easier to throw down when drinking from the carton after inhaling sleeves of Thin Mints, too.

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I can't stand skim.

I prefer whole but will also drink 2%.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Yes .... and?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

5AM? Is the daycare run by vampires that need him dropped off before the sun comes up?

Drop him off at 6:30, so I can be in and out of the office early.

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named PB&J's?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Wasn't there already one of those in Chicago on Michigan? Did it close already?

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all the good ideas are already taken

although i guess if it closed maybe it wasn't such a good idea

that reminds me, in Oak Lawn right at 111th & Cicero there's some place called Popcorn Haven...its not like a tiny kiosk, the building is like 4x the size of the Subway next to it. Everytime i go past i wonder how it can stay in business. Do people actually go out and think "man i'm gonna stop and get some popcorn" ?? I can't think of a scenario that would bring someone to go there

Today is national cereal day. This tier list is bullshit. Lucky Charms sucks. Somebody here liked Cracklin oat bran, I can't remember who.

wheaties is the best cereal there is out there. MJ was right. you better eat your wheaties.

cinnamon toast crunch sucks after 5 minutes of sitting in milk. only the cinnamon rolls style is edible...and even that gets to be a bit much.

i like soggy cereal

Shouldn't be given to kids either. Or at least half the sugar ... They wouldn't know, kids are fucking stupid

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When I was a kid, life cereal or golden grahams were the best but mom never got it for us because they were unhealthy. So we got imitation frosted flakes instead because we were fucking broke and mom is a liar.

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Cereal as a kid was Frosted Flakes, Rice Krispies or Cheerios. I think there was Corn Flakes or Wheeties usually too. And I think Cheerios with sliced strawberries was probably my favorite during that short season that my mom would buy it. Don't eat much cereal anymore. Don't drink much milk unless I have a touch of heart burn as it tend to settle the stomach.

Not that Don Tony is here anymore but wait till here hears that they skim the cream off all the milk and then reblend the cream into to meet the standards of reduced fat, low fat and Whole milk levels of milk fat.

Golden Grahams are still the best, especially drinking the remaining milk left over.

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Now see Golden Grahams you can leave in milk and that shit is like concrete. I just don’t like Graham crackers.

I am going to get a box of Fruit Loops tomorrow. Do they still call them that or is that off limits too?

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#ExtendLafleur

Froot Loops.

Cap'n Crunch
Chicken in a Biskit
Beggin' Strips

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I don't have much of a problem with that list.

I've been into Chocolate Frosted Flakes lately.

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I may get a box of Crunch Berries every 4-5 months and end up tossing it out with a quarter left in the box

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I do the same with blueberry pop tarts like once a year. Seems like a great idea in the store. It's ok though. It's nice there's still a kid inside me.