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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 12:47 am 
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I very rarely drink vodka, so it's probably been 10 years since I've had Smirnoff, but somebody left a bottle over and I dipped into it tonight. Holy shit is this bad. No hyperbole intended but this is every bit as bad as Gordon's and Skol

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Pour it through a Brita filter.

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Put in a couple Hershey's Kisses.

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Yeah that shit is nasty. Tito's all the way son!

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There was a time in my life when I loved Smirnoff. Getting drunk for under $9 was great.

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 7:56 am 
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Get new friends who aren't cheapskates. Then move.

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Get new friends who aren't cheapskates. Then move.



I would suggest to move 1st.


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Put in a couple Hershey's Kisses.

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PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2017 8:38 am 
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Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.

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312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.


Agreed.

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312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.


Vodka cranberry? You might as well be drinking umbrella drinks at Hooters with Chas.

If you poured Tito's into a glass and Smirnoff into another glass, I promise you, I could tell you which one was which. There is also a difference the next morning. Have 5 or 6 Smirnoff drinks, and see how you are doing the next day.

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312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.


Agreed.


Certain drinks make me retch at their mere mention. Smirnoff and the cheap brandy I drank with friends in my yout are a couple of them. Malt liquor is another. I know I could tell.

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312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.

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I can tell the difference with anything but vodka. All vodka tastes the same to me (like rubbing alcohol).

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Chus wrote:
312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.


Vodka cranberry? You might as well be drinking umbrella drinks at Hooters with Chas.

If you poured Tito's into a glass and Smirnoff into another glass, I promise you, I could tell you which one was which. There is also a difference the next morning. Have 5 or 6 Smirnoff drinks, and see how you are doing the next day.

Exactly.

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Chus wrote:
312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.


Vodka cranberry? You might as well be drinking umbrella drinks at Hooters with Chas.

If you poured Tito's into a glass and Smirnoff into another glass, I promise you, I could tell you which one was which. There is also a difference the next morning. Have 5 or 6 Smirnoff drinks, and see how you are doing the next day.


if i were to make you all amoretto stone sours, and used tropicana orange juice, simply orange, and minute maid, i bet none of you could Taste the difference.


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312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.

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Vodka cranberry is a solid drink, same goes for vodka ~ OJ and vodka lemonade, it's nowhere near as bad as Chas' blue concoction twink drink in a fish bowl.

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Sobeiski is the best cheap vodka

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobieski_(vodka)

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Chus wrote:
312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.


Vodka cranberry? You might as well be drinking umbrella drinks at Hooters with Chas.

If you poured Tito's into a glass and Smirnoff into another glass, I promise you, I could tell you which one was which. There is also a difference the next morning. Have 5 or 6 Smirnoff drinks, and see how you are doing the next day.


if i were to make you all amoretto stone sours, and used tropicana orange juice, simply orange, and minute maid, i bet none of you could Taste the difference.

What, no Sunny D?

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Pour it through a Brita filter.

That's not a joke.
Mythbusters did this with coffee filters. Had some dude who's some type of alcoholic... Cause me authority of vodka and they ran the cheapest rotgut thru coffee filters. If I remember correctly he was able to tell the difference still but he said it was significantly improved. Run it thru coffee filters three or four times and you've got a stew baby!

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312player wrote:
Vodka cranberry is a solid drink, same goes for vodka ~ OJ and vodka lemonade,


I like vodka on the rocks with a tiny splash of cranberry. Just enough to turn the drink slightly pink. I will also enjoy a screwdriver, from time to time.


312player wrote:
it's nowhere near as bad as Chas' blue concoction twink drink in a fish bowl.


That was just hyperbole, for effect. Those foo-foo drinks are the worst. You are just begging for a hangover drinking that sugary crap.

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The only time I have those fruity foo-foo drinks is when I am laying on a beach on vacation.

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James Bond prefers Smirnoff,so it is good enough for me.

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The only time I have those fruity foo-foo drinks is when I am laying on a beach on vacation.


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James Bond prefers Smirnoff,so it is good enough for me.


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I remember reading something a while back about Smirnoff having the least impurities out of all the major brands. Less impurities = better quality, less likely to cause a hangover. I'd still take Tito's over anything.


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312player wrote:
Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.

True. :lol:


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Pinnacle is the best cheap vodka I have found. Mc Cormick close second. I drink it straight. Never mix alcohol with sweet or you will have a wonderful time puking. If you gonna do it do it right.


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