Go fuck yourself.

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Taco Bell, Arby's and White Castle have a great place in our society.

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Fast Food Enema.

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What your favorite restaurant, or type of cuisine?

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sorry, but he's right. I would bet a mortage payment that at any Portillos you can find a little ma and pa hot dog stand within 5-10 miles that is doing it better.



Portillos is good for a massive fast food place, definitely on a different level than most. But overall the food there is average.

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Uncle julio's is a great response to this thread. Place combines shitty food with high end prices. If you eat there you are an idiot.

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Pizza Chains, if you ain't Godfathers, you are just a sissy pizza!

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Go back and edit out those possessive apostrophes out of your post.

Maybe but I'd bet for every one you find, there are 2 doing it worse. Plus, who wants to eat that much shitty, fast food to find out?

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only spoiled midwesterners would think portillo's sucks or is average.

Happy Joes. Shitty overpriced pizza. Mrs. Scooter loves it.

I like Italian food. Maggiano's is one of my favorites as far as chain places go.

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Who doesn't like a chocolate cake shake every once in a while?

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Their taco pizza is pretty good if you are a fan of taco pizza. The rest.. yeah, not a huge fan.

Portillo’s is better than any option we have out here really. With one in Peoria and one in Davenport I imagine it will be less of a treat but really.. I haven’t found anything that compares to their stuff out here.

what??? the blt pizza is my favorite. taco pizza's fine but the blt pizza was fucking awesome. of course, we're talking 12 years ago and after a long night of drinking. but it was the best breakfast pizza i ever ate.

I’d have to be really hung over to get a blt pizza. Like, white lightning drunk.

Put me in the “Portillo’s is decidedly average” camp. Like was said above, plenty of other places that do that kind of food better. Plus, I can get frozen crinkle-cut fries anywhere, without being 30 cars deep in the drive-up.

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is there any other kind?

I stained the fuckin place for life.

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I wouldn't say midwesterners, I would say Chicagoans. We just happen to live in the hot dog/beef stand capital of the world.


I'm sure Portillos is amazing in Scotsdale and Tampa.

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My former Chicago relatives claim Portillo's in Chicagoland is better than in AZ.

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If you're ordering a BLT pizza or Taco pizza, you might as well kill yourself.

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Actually I can totally believe this. Ever have Uno’s Pizza in another part of the country? It’s not the same. They often use “equivalent” ingredients from local sources.

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Alternative pizzas have their place. Maybe 10% of the time I will order a BBQ chicken, Taco, or italian beef w/giardiniera pizza.

Here's my tip for the day- take a cheese, rising crust Freschetta pizza and put on some italian beef, hot giardiniera, and extra cheese. Did it once when we had leftover beef from a party. Best homemade pizza I ever made.

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You're really slumping over the last month or so.

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I believe it too..which is why I made the post I did. It seems like a no brainer. I would always assume that Chicago stuff is better in actual Chicago than anywhere else

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I hadn't been to a Red Robin in 9, maybe 10 years. Had it today. Grand Brie. It was okay. Not good. Not great. Definitely not worth $15.

Whoever said Rosati's above isn't going to a good location where they know what they're doing.