I always tell em no 1k island on my reuben.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Then you aren't eating a Reuben

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Bullshit

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

My wife made Reubens for supper tonight- then told me she did not have any Thousand Island, and used mustard instead. I guess they really became grilled sauerkraut and corned beef sandwiches, then. I suggested pre-toasting the bread to limit the sogginess in the future, I needed to use a fork, so maybe they weren't even sandwiches at all! Still great tasting and will feed the shaper just fine.

Apparently, the sale price of the pumpernickel bread is the trigger for offering the Reubens.

Bullshit is a unique name...but I guess whatever works for you. Bullshit sandwich it is.

I get my Cubans with no pickles too.

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

Correct
With a sandwich that has a defined construction you aren’t allowed to make substitutions

I sub a portabella mushroom in place of the lettuce on my BLTs.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Then you did not have a BLT.

Then you did not have a BLT.

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

I guess it was not clear enough that I was giving him shit,

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Thousand island is mayo ketchup pickle relish paprika and an acid like vinegar or lemon juice. You can add garlic or onion or some hot sauce if you want. I Call it 999 island Because thousand Island is trademarked

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Do you also invite people over to watch "the Big Game" instead of the Super Bowl?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

3 egg salad with tuna added

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

My wife made Reubens for supper tonight- then told me she did not have any Thousand Island, and used mustard instead. I guess they really became grilled sauerkraut and corned beef sandwiches, then. I suggested pre-toasting the bread to limit the sogginess in the future, I needed to use a fork, so maybe they weren't even sandwiches at all! Still great tasting and will feed the shaper just fine.

Apparently, the sale price of the pumpernickel bread is the trigger for offering the Reubens.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Then you aren't eating a Reuben

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Traditional ruebens from Ireland are often made with mustard, not 1000 island.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

not true. Traditional ruebens from Ireland are often made with mustard, not 1000 island. Chief O'Neils serves their reuben that way.

Little known fact: The Reuben was invented by famous Irish chef Reuben O'Shlomostein in Derry back in 1878.

I get my Cubans with no pickles too.