Wheat thins - Great

Ritz traditional - sucks

saltines - sucks

woven wheats - sucks

flip sides pretzel - not terrible

toasteds - not terrible

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You got 2-1/2 right.

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Club Crackers, FTW!!!!

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you would

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Triscuit.

Any one that does not like Ritz crackers is a communist

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Agreed. And Premium is the best square cracker of its type.

And I will not consider any countenance of any argument that Chicken in a Biskit is anything less than a Communist plot that Lucifer proffered.

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This guy gets it.

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Awful.

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No other cracker can hold up stacking it with summer sausage and a hunk of cheese.

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Hawk Harrelson is pretty good. Good texture.

large size traditional flavor wheat thins absolutely destroy triscuts.

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A Wheat Thin is far better for what you describe.

Or get that pack of celebratory crackers, the big round ones. People will think you just sold your NBA franchise for $3 Billion.

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I hated triscuits but they have a pepper one that was pretty good.

I don't like Ritz, they fall apart to easy. Ritz bits are good.

Club Crackers or toasted. I love me those raincoast crisps but they cost about a million dollars.

I hate all cheeze it like products. The "artisan" ones are growing on me. Need to find a good cheese spread/dip one. Needs to taste good but stand up to what ever gets put on it. Aldis variety pack is decent.

you still on the wagon? you could have the bartenders mix your jack and coke super weak, so it'd look like you were drinking still and you wouldn't make the alkies in the bar uncomfortable. Or just have the bartender put a lime and mini straw in your glass of water and people will think it's a gin and tonic or vodka tonic.

So you don't like Ritz or Cheese its?

My god woman what is wrong with you?

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Ritz is the king.

Chicken Biskit I use to like but have not had in a very long time.

You would.

Horrible.

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The garlic butter ritz are awesome but they fall apart. They fall apart taking them out of the wrapper. You ever try to spread anything on them? You can't do it, they break.

I hate cheeze its and all crackers like them. It's not cheddar or even cheddar flavor. They are to small to dip or spread. They are greasy and have a weird burnt pencil shavings aftertaste.

Whatever happened to Cheese NIPS? Cheezits are nowhere near as good. I suppose the closest thing to NIPS is Goldfish.

I have to side with HY with respect to Chicken in a Biskit. Wonderful.

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that's why you are on the mount rushmore of CFMB JawBreaker

I put peanut butter on ritz crackers all the time.

Why would you want to dip cheese its in anything? Regular cheese its are good but my favorite is the white cheddar ones.

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crackers are for dipping and spreads, you don't just eat crackers do you? Maybe you do. RFDC and his sleeve of crackers.

I just said I put PB on ritz all the time.

But cheese its are not a regular cracker. It is more like a pretzel that is just to be enjoyed by itself.

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I do it all the time.

I also enjoy it with PB. Or cheese.

I prefer cottage cheese when I believe it is time to treat myself.

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When I come home at night and set my Snoopy lunchpail down and break out the Ritz and cottage cheese, no words need to be spoken, she knows it was a rough day on the message board.

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