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good dolphin

Post subject: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:08 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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the hipster dickishness of malort with the suburban karen sensibilities of pumpkin spice all wrapped into a single beverage.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:08 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38546
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:11 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:46 pm
Posts: 33018
pizza_Place: Gioacchino's

Sounds pretty bad.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:12 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38546
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

Malort is not good. I've had worse though.

Malort mixed with Green River isn't completely terrible as long as it's cold.

Pumpkin spice everything is fucking trash.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:12 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 55800

pumpkin spice anything is awful.

Pumpkin is only acceptable in pie form with lots of whipped cream

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:12 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

RFDC wrote:

Pumpkin is only acceptable in pie form with lots of whipped cream

You can toss that straight into the garbage along with Hawaiian Pizza and HawaiiYou.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:16 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Pumpkin is only acceptable in pie form with lots of whipped cream

You can toss that straight into the garbage along with Hawaiian Pizza and HawaiiYou.

Please dont insult any pizza or pie by comparing it to the awfulness of HY.

THanks

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:20 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

RFDC wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Pumpkin is only acceptable in pie form with lots of whipped cream

You can toss that straight into the garbage along with Hawaiian Pizza and HawaiiYou.

Please dont insult any pizza or pie by comparing it to the awfulness of HY.

THanks

Pineapple and ham. The HawaiiYou of pizza toppings.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:21 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Pumpkin is only acceptable in pie form with lots of whipped cream

You can toss that straight into the garbage along with Hawaiian Pizza and HawaiiYou.

Please dont insult any pizza or pie by comparing it to the awfulness of HY.

THanks

Pineapple and ham. The HawaiiYou of pizza toppings.

I am not a fan of Hawaiian pizza, but nothing compares to the awfulness of HY

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:21 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38546
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

RFDC wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Pumpkin is only acceptable in pie form with lots of whipped cream

You can toss that straight into the garbage along with Hawaiian Pizza and HawaiiYou.

Please dont insult any pizza or pie by comparing it to the awfulness of HY.

THanks

Pineapple and ham. The HawaiiYou of pizza toppings.

I am not a fan of Hawaiian pizza, but nothing compares to the awfulness of HY

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2023 5:22 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am
Posts: 22607
Location: Boofoo Zoo
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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:54 pm

Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:29 pm
Posts: 54266
Location: Pearl Harbor, Waukesha, and other things that make no sense
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

Is it just me or is Malort not really some longstanding treasured Chicago institution? I feel like the Malort craze was only created like 20 years or so ago and we've all just kept kayfabe that people have really been wincing their way through Malort for a century.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:55 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

I don't think I've ever tried it. I imagine it tastes like potpourri.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2023 10:02 pm

Joined: Fri Sep 18, 2020 8:05 pm
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pizza_Place: Pizanos

Curious Hair wrote:

Not just you.

It’s not dissimilar from people pretending Chicagoans love Old Style.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Malort Pumpkin Spice

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2023 1:21 am

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
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Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

Yes, this is a very good use of kayfabe in a non kayfabe setting.

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