I found myself accompanying some folks to an Indian restaurant ... I didn't realize that was the destination til we got there ... a real bummer considering they were literally next door to a BBQ joint like a normal person would go to.

I had no idea what to expect. I had some of their bread (Naan?) and it was alright, and I ordered something chicken that on the menu looked normal enough.

I didn't realize all Indian food is apparently all drenched in goop.

Everything everyone ordered was basically goop.

Chicken? Goop. Lamb? Goop? Goop, goop, goop.

Me no likey da goop.

The flavors weren't bad, but it was like eating in a foreign language and not knowing quite how to translate it.

Not sure why I wrote that. Even less sure why you read it.

I hate Indian food. There is always too much of something or something I'm not a fan of in every dish. Makes it taste off.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Ordering from Nino's in Arlington Heights today.

Solid.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Solid.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

there's always Panera and Cheesecake Factory

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Indian food is the best food but I understand why it's not popular in America.

As a whole, the western world likes bland foods.

Intense flavors like curry are too much of a mindfuck for Americans to enjoy.

Curry is awesome.

Thanks. You're all right too.

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Chipolte is disgusting, why would anyone want to double down on food from there?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Chipolte is disgusting, why would anyone want to double down on food from there?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Show me someone who likes Chipotle and I'll show you someone who lives in Schaumburg.


Anyone who lives in a city with real mexican food and still goes to Chipotle is a moron.

Your issue is that you think it is a replacement for "real mexican food."

They are entirely different things. When I crave authentic Mexican, I don't go to Chipotle.

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Ok I'll bite. What is Chipotle? And whatever it is, how does it differentiate between whatever it is and real mexican food when you are getting a craving?

Ok I'll bite. What is Chipotle? And whatever it is, how does it differentiate between whatever it is and real mexican food when you are getting a craving?


Another question....if you were craving Chipotle and got a buritto there and then someone put a burrito next to it from an authentic Mexican place would you turn it down and eat the Chipotle instead cause you weren't in the mood for Mexican food?

Another question....if you were craving Chipotle and got a buritto there and then someone put a burrito next to it from an authentic Mexican place would you turn it down and eat the Chipotle instead cause you weren't in the mood for Mexican food?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)