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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:39 pm 
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This isn't cooking, it's mixing a bunch of crap in a bowl
















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Let me get this straight. You buy hard salami in a package? At the very least get some slices at the deli counter? Salami means string in Italian, thus all good salami should have a string from which it was hung! (maybe my Translator7.5 isn't working :D )

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:23 pm 
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Buy 1 get 1 free on salami???? BLASPHEMER!!!!!

Please turn in your Charcuterie card!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:49 pm 
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Let me make some suggestions

1. real hard salami, aged more than 30 days. Darker, more intense flavor.
2. Marconi. Yes, I am serious.
3. Regianno Parm! Oh yes!
4. Roma Tomatoes

Not for this "recipe", but if you can find Hungarian Hot Salami, this stuff is so good just to eat. Can't find it anymore.

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I only had a couple bites, waiting for everyone else to get here. But it is good. :D



That looks disgusting.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:04 pm 
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16 minutes sounds like a really long time to cook pasta.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:47 pm 
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IMU needs some cooking lessons, bad!

'Cause those idiots at San Marzano tomatoes really hust have no clue using Romas. Says the guy using packaged salami to 'cook' for anyone outside his dog.

And San Marzonos are a little more money $$ for a can , like $6 a can, but they are really better.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:54 pm 
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I can't please you guys. I was happy with the results, so whatever. Bigfan, you're quite the bit of a food snob, yes? Tell you what, you send me that money I donated back and I'll use it to buy the brand of tomatoes and salami you choose...deal?

Also, a 'large' t-shirt doesn't mean an XX-large t-shirt.

Sincerely, IMU17. :)

edit: Bet this post gets deleted before the morning.



Jewel has Genoa salami on sale for I think $2.99/lb. That may have tasted better.

But as long as you liked it that's all that matters.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:58 pm 
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I can't please you guys. I was happy with the results, so whatever. Bigfan, you're quite the bit of a food snob, yes? Tell you what, you send me that money I donated back and I'll use it to buy the brand of tomatoes and salami you choose...deal?

Also, a 'large' t-shirt doesn't mean an XX-large t-shirt.

Sincerely, IMU17. :)

edit: Bet this post gets deleted before the morning.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:29 am 
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Hell, at least you got a shirt. Not that I would wear one (I'd rather have the Bearly Legal mult back).


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I has made it.

It is chilling in the fridge right now...

Ingredients:

1.5 boxes of Prince rigatoni noodles
1 package hard salami (about 20-25 slices), cut into small triangles by yours truly
1 8oz block of mozzarella cheese, cut into cubes by yours truly
3 red normal sized tomatoes, washed and diced by yours truly
2 tbsp grated parmesan cheese
1 tbsp dried oregano
1 tbsp dried basel
2/3 cup italian dressing

Cooked the pasta, about 16 minutes...not al dente because I don't like al dente pasta. That was my first change of the recipe. After cooking, i rinsed it in cold water...cold wet limp noodles are the way to go. While the pasta was cooking, i cut up the salami, mozzarella, and tomatoes. Threw those into a big bowl...put the noodles in and started mixing it all up. Tossing the salad, if you will. After that was mixed up fairly well, i threw in the italian dressing. Mixed it up some more. Finally I put in the oregano and basel...mixed it up some more...and then i put in the parmesan cheese...and i mixed it some more. My right arm muscles haven't been worked this hard since high school...

Pictures coming as soon as my camera battery recharges, it was dead. Nic and his girlfriend will be two test subjects later...I will give you my taste review...and tell him to give one as well.

So I can cook you fucktards.


1) The part you cooked is the part you fucked up. 16 minutes is way, way too long. Assuming you mean you let the water boil then put the pasta in after that point, even if you don't like al dente, you want to go closer to around 10 minutes. You can cook this less, and the pasta will soak in some of the italian dressing and make it taste a lot better!
2) You rinsed off all the good stuff that the pasta uses to bind the sauce to the pasta. If you would have left it warm, mixed it up, and then thrown it into the refrigerator, you would have better tasting results... that combined with the #1 tip would make it less soupy and more pasta-y.
3) Use shredded parm in a dish like this. You need it for the parm flavor to pop (and yes you should have used San Marzanos and a better salami.)
4) Why is it OK to buy a cheaper precut salami as opposed to the real kind, but you feel the need to manually cube your mozzarella? Go all cheap or all quality -- don't get stuck in between.
5) Your arm is tired because you mixed much more than you needed to. You can throw all that crap in at once and mix it. Maybe the powdered parm should have gone in first with the slippery noodles in an attempt to get that to bind to the noodle, but other than that, I don't see any reason you couldn't have just done this all in one fell swoop.
6) From your picture, this is something I would be taking nibbles of every time I opened the fridge. Looks like you did take the time for your cutting parts to do a good job breaking that down. Next time I recommend using a tri-color rotini. Great for pasta salads because it has more surface area to adhere to, and the assortment of colors makes it more appealing to eat. And use more tomato... not enough in there.
7) It's spelled with an i, not an e.

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Looks tasty to me, but then I'm of the less-is-more school when it comes to food preparation. I like to be able to taste the tomatoes and mozzarella and salami and not have them covered up by whatever else. Tho I might hit it with a bit of olive oil/vinegar right before eating. Big Fan's suggestion of some giardiniera sounds good too. And the romas and Regianno. Pricier salami would hit the spot but no way i'd splurge on that for my family. I'd substitute oscar mayer bologna and Kraft parmesan from the green shaker can if i were making it for those bastards. Every holiday drive a few hundred miles through inclement weather and then stop off at a store to grab some wine and cheese and what not and get nothing but grief for not bringing something cooked at home. Yeah, we're gonna cook something and then drive 7 hours with it.


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This thread is awesome...

...I'd agree with darkside...that's the longest I've ever heard for cooking pasta...

...that being said, looks good...sounds goods...


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Hell, at least you got a shirt. Not that I would wear one (I'd rather have the Bearly Legal mult back).



Yea, I didn't get a tee either BF! What gives!?!?! :D


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:47 am 
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What are these shirts you guys are refering to?


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immessedup17 wrote:
I can't please you guys. I was happy with the results, so whatever. Bigfan, you're quite the bit of a food snob, yes? Tell you what, you send me that money I donated back and I'll use it to buy the brand of tomatoes and salami you choose...deal?

Also, a 'large' t-shirt doesn't mean an XX-large t-shirt.

Sincerely, IMU17. :)

edit: Bet this post gets deleted before the morning.


Huge food snob, sell the shirt to someone here, take the $4.00 and get the better products needed to make something that looks edible.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:11 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:13 am 
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1. The "Mosh Pit" CSF shirts were made for me on a 2 for 1 special, and the shirts were massive. I can only assume IMU acquired one of these shirts.

2. I would think IMU fits into something more than a Doug leaguer?

3. I would never delete such a fabulous, well thought out, culinary masterpiece.

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I'm a medium...sometimes a large. Never an XX-large.


Wash it, or sell it. those XXL's are not great XXL's, I know, I have a few myself.

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Wasn't I supposed to "win" one for being the worst poster or something?

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Wasn't I supposed to "win" one for being the worst poster or something?

no, that was Darkside's contest. Ask him what you won.

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Wasn't I supposed to "win" one for being the worst poster or something?



The nomination is the award.

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16 minutes for pasta? do you wear dentures?


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16 minutes for pasta? do you wear dentures?


Rigatoni noodles are big, they take longer to cook. The box, Prince brand in this case, says 14 minutes for firm, 16 minutes for tender.

Prince brand pasta is not good.

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IMU, we have a bunch of rich snobby eaters on this board.

I only shop at Aldi's, Save A Lot's, and Food's For Less.


*And yes I added the unecessary "S's"

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It is actually one of the better ones I've bought. I've tried a few, I do make spaghetti every so often. Barilla is awful. Which brand do you recommend?

Editor's Note: I like how you guys profess that cooking is so cheap...but it was pretty expensive to buy all of this stuff...and then you guys berate me for buying cheaper brands even still. This obviously wasn't a serious thing for you guys. Just a bit to fuck with me. I see it now. Thanks for playing.

I am actually just giving you shit for the Prince thing

The thing you have to keep in mind is that you probably have certain ingredients (dressing, seasonings) that you bought this time, that you will be able to use multiple times.

Also, I'm assuming that you got more than one meal out of this, because if you look at it that way, it is cheaper than eating out, which, speaking for myself, was the point I was trying to get across.

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Now you're just acting a little butthurt.

This was an applauadable effort. You will need to invest in seasonings, and yes, they are a little pricey, but they last.

Making something like this was a big step. More than anything, we were trying to give you advice on how you can make your favorites a little healthier, and it turned into us giving you shit. It happens. Buck up.

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Yeah, I'm totally fine with you ripping on the simplicity. But when the argument was founded on how cheap it is to make it yourself...it is kind of hard to then go the route of needing to buy the most expensive ingredients in order to make it taste good. Obviously, this is mostly pointed at bigfan. We don't all gross six figures here. Nor half of six figures.


Because good salami has always been associated with big money guys! It's the preffered food on Wall Steet I am told.

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