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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:10 pm 
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It seriously tastes terrible and its so salted and processed that regular bacon is better for you.

I use it as a cheap protein to nuke and shove in my face before bed. If it's overcooked, who gives a damn, it's only Turkey Bacon.

Any use beyond that is a mystery even to me.


I did not realize how much I missed your phrasing.


:lol: Don truly has a gift with words. He missed his calling.


I did ... turns out the train was on the other track.

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I have a complaint. I don't log on for a weekend and have a hard time finding this forum, I have little to no idea what happened.

Anyone have a cliff notes version for me?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:22 pm 
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Linderman Edgewater wrote:
I have a complaint. I don't log on for a weekend and have a hard time finding this forum, I have little to no idea what happened.

Anyone have a cliff notes version for me?

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Don't make any jokes about the blacks, the wops, or the potato eaters.

You're welcome.

I'll send you a bill.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:27 pm 
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So your saying Biggie was a racist?


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So your saying Biggie was a racist?


No.

I'll add that to the bill.

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the potato eaters.


Hey!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:44 pm 
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Dr. can you tell me whats going on?

I cant decode Dons explanation


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Linderman Edgewater wrote:
Dr. can you tell me whats going on?

I cant decode Dons explanation


There was a bit of a faction split between people who are pro-Kathy Griffin and those who aren't.

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Linderman Edgewater wrote:
I have a complaint. I don't log on for a weekend and have a hard time finding this forum, I have little to no idea what happened.

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How did you find the board at the new location?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:48 pm 
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so your saying Biggie was a racist, got it.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Linderman Edgewater wrote:
I have a complaint. I don't log on for a weekend and have a hard time finding this forum, I have little to no idea what happened.

Anyone have a cliff notes version for me?

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How did you find the board at the new location?



I typed in CSFMB on Google and it redirected me to Biggies little message about a new message board so I typed in CSFMB facebook and there was a link to this place.

Ive been a long time follower since the days of kid ciro and SHARK but never made a account until last week. I know all you guys well and let me tell you, this is the most entertaining group of misfits and lunatics on the internet. im glad to be here


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:57 pm 
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So my wife, as many of you who are Facebook friends with her know, loves pigs.
Now she has... um... met pigs. Famous pigs.

And now I'm hearing that I'm not to make ribs anymore. Or pork chops.
I'm told there exists turkey bacon.


This is weird and unnatural and it needs to be stopped immediately.
How do I get past this?


1) Tell her that her beliefs are not yours and you will eat what you want.

2) Make her give up the food she loves most.

I think if I had to choose one animal to eat for the rest of my life it would be the pig. They are delicious.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:58 pm 
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No y9u don't understand ken. She wants a fucking pig pet.

:lol:

She loves your avatar. She says he's cute.

Now she's trying to talk me into getting a pet pig and turning part of the yard into a habitat.

Good God.


:lol: :lol: :lol: But really, I wouldn't wish that bizarro behavior on my worst enemic. Oh wait, you're a Cubbie fan. Nevermind. Good! Enjoy your foul worthless pet days!

And belatedly, I'm glad to hear that Dr. Ken!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:59 pm 
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She loves your avatar. She says he's cute.

Now she's trying to talk me into getting a pet pig and turning part of the yard into a habitat.

Good God.


He should add a pig to it.


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How funny will it be in 18 months when DW starts to feel bad for poor Arnold Layne the Pig for not having any hog company & gets a second (& third) pig?

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Turkey bacon is horrible and pointless. Its like non-alcoholic beer.

Dear God that sound hideous.


Frank is right. My wife bought turkey bacon...once. I instructed her to never bring that shit into our home again.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:13 pm 
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Chus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Turkey bacon is horrible and pointless. Its like non-alcoholic beer.

Dear God that sound hideous.


Frank is right. My wife bought turkey bacon...once. I instructed her to never bring that shit into our home again.


How long did it take for your busted lip to heal?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:14 pm 
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How funny will it be in 18 months when DW starts to feel bad for poor Arnold Layne the Pig for not having any hog company & gets a second (& third) pig?


It's Arnold Ziffle, not Layne. :P


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:15 pm 
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Chus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Turkey bacon is horrible and pointless. Its like non-alcoholic beer.

Dear God that sound hideous.


Frank is right. My wife bought turkey bacon...once. I instructed her to never bring that shit into our home again.


How long did it take for your busted lip to heal?


She hated it, too. It's not like it took a lot of convincing.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:16 pm 
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Spaulding wrote:
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She loves your avatar. She says he's cute.

Now she's trying to talk me into getting a pet pig and turning part of the yard into a habitat.

Good God.


He should add a pig to it.

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a pig on it ...

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How funny will it be in 18 months when DW starts to feel bad for poor Arnold Layne the Pig for not having any hog company & gets a second (& third) pig?


:lol: :lol:

Darkside will probably have him riding shotgun to HVAC jobs.

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Well, it'll probably keep the neighborhood from gentrifying too rapidly.

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If you liked it, then you shoulda put a pig on it ...


Will you change your screen name to sasha fierce?


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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How funny will it be in 18 months when DW starts to feel bad for poor Arnold Layne the Pig for not having any hog company & gets a second (& third) pig?


:lol: :lol:

Darkside will probably have him riding shotgun to HVAC jobs.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:26 pm 
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Chus wrote:
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Turkey bacon is horrible and pointless. Its like non-alcoholic beer.

Dear God that sound hideous.


Frank is right. My wife bought turkey bacon...once. I instructed her to never bring that shit into our home again.


I can't imagine how horrid it tastes. The wife brought that crap in here once, my sons & I all complained about the smell of it cooking.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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How funny will it be in 18 months when DW starts to feel bad for poor Arnold Layne the Pig for not having any hog company & gets a second (& third) pig?


:lol: :lol:

Darkside will probably have him riding shotgun to HVAC jobs.

:oops:
Yeah. I would.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:27 pm 
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I can't imagine how horrid it tastes. The wife brought that crap in here once, my sons & I all complained about the smell of it cooking.


It's so bad. I'd rather go without.


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If you liked it, then you shoulda put a pig on it ...


Will you change your screen name to sasha fierce?


I have no idea what that means.

I've only ever heard the song as a mashup with the Theme from the Andy Griffith Show.

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Spaulding wrote:
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How funny will it be in 18 months when DW starts to feel bad for poor Arnold Layne the Pig for not having any hog company & gets a second (& third) pig?


It's Arnold Ziffle, not Layne. :P


I'll let Darko edu-ma-cate you on (or mansplain) this joke little one. :lol:

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The song you referenced is off the album I am...Sasha Fierce by Beyonce.


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