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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:00 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The varsity baseball and softball teams made homemade shirts that the JV team had to wear a couple of pre-determined Fridays. Nothing crazy, they were just ugly as shit and typically colored pink or orange or another bright color that stuck out.

The freshman on the bowling team would have to carry the gear of the juniors and seniors, and occasionally clean the balls and shoes. However whichever guy you were paired up with essentially became a mentor and trainer for you to bowl better. The coach would pair up better bowlers with not so great bowlers to help everyone out.

I have zero knowledge of any naked or fruity horseplay that may have taken place. Still friends with a bunch of guys from high school who were better at sports than I was and they have never mentioned anything hinky either.

Wait a damned second..... You were a BOWLER? I guess that pretty well fits a guy who says "hinky" regarding his '"sport". :drunken:

Serious question, though. What was your beverage of choice in the "BEER FRAME"? A nice cold Chocolate Milk or a refreshing GRAPE NEHY? :drunken:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:03 pm

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The Hawk wrote:

Serious question, though. What was your beverage of choice in the "BEER FRAME"?

UR mom's vaginal secretions.

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Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 4:51 pm

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when I was 12 or 13 I played hockey for Winnetka. After the first package the two coaches grabbed me and carried me to the bathroom and dunked my head in the toilet and gave me a swirl. Thankfully, not chocolate.

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Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 8:56 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Frankly, I may have preferred a little dry humping.

Signature worthy

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Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 8:57 pm

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Gone With The Wind would have been better served with that one

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:36 am

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we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

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Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 8:40 am

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good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

The CIA agent who is currently learning every language?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 9:56 am

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good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

I believe he was a dry fingering expert.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 10:07 am

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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

I believe he was a dry fingering expert.

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Harvard Dan

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 10:24 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The Hawk wrote:

Serious question, though. What was your beverage of choice in the "BEER FRAME"?

UR mom's vaginal secretions.

Pre or Post Coitus? This is for a research project...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 10:27 am

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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

The CIA agent who is currently learning every language?

is that what he is doing now?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 10:31 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

The CIA agent who is currently learning every language?

is that what he is doing now?

Yeah, it feels like every time I see his name on my timeline, he's either mastered a language or started learning a new language.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:00 am

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Nas wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Nas wrote:

Naked horseplay happened just about every day in high school.

Where the heck did you go to high school??

The best sports high school in the state.

Lane Tech-33 pro athletes, but I'd have guessed Proviso East. 26.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:12 am

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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

The CIA agent who is currently learning every language?

is that what he is doing now?

Yeah, it feels like every time I see his name on my timeline, he's either mastered a language or started learning a new language.

Rosetta Stone?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:21 am

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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

The CIA agent who is currently learning every language?

is that what he is doing now?

Yeah, it feels like every time I see his name on my timeline, he's either mastered a language or started learning a new language.

He probably doesn't want to post here given how many posters here haven't even mastered a single language.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:28 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

we used to have a dry humping expert on this board before he became too good for us

The CIA agent who is currently learning every language?

is that what he is doing now?

Yeah, it feels like every time I see his name on my timeline, he's either mastered a language or started learning a new language.

Rosetta Stone?

Duolingo and some independent work.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 11:58 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The Hawk wrote:

Serious question, though. What was your beverage of choice in the "BEER FRAME"?

UR mom's vaginal secretions.

That would be what a bowler would resort to. I imagine you managed to roll your 10 pound pink bowling ball to a 110 bowling average? Wonder what your bowling team was called? Any hints? Do you have a tasseled bowling shirt with your name on it?

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Hazing in Sports

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:10 pm

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Played a lot of sports through high school and can't really think of anything out of the ordinary. Freshman football I would say only about 5 or 6 guys would shower after practice. This would have been 1990 for me. I had a small boom box with a tape deck in my locker and would put the single of Faith No More's "Epic" on among other songs and jam it loud. I think a number of guys didn't really appreciate it much, and when the season was over and we were sent to clean out our lockers, mine had been broken into and my boom box pilfered. :lol:

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