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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:59 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Is her dog still afraid of people?

Pfffttt...like there was every really a dog part of this story, T-bone just had to humble brag.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:40 am

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16 for 16 so far in my yahoo pick'em bracket...

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:25 am

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I am indirectly responsible for making a co-worker cry.

Poach my business and I will unleash the fucking fury.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:27 am

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Furious Styles wrote:

I am indirectly responsible for making a co-worker cry.

Poach my business and I will unleash the fucking fury.

A woman or a man?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:41 am

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Furious Styles wrote:

I am indirectly responsible for making a co-worker cry.

Poach my business and I will unleash the fucking fury.

You're a bad seed, aren't you?

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:24 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

I am indirectly responsible for making a co-worker cry.

Poach my business and I will unleash the fucking fury.

A woman or a man?

Man-hating lesbian.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:30 pm

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I currently have over four (4) million points on Bookworm. That's, like, a lot.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:31 pm

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Chus wrote:

Furious Styles wrote:

I am indirectly responsible for making a co-worker cry.

Poach my business and I will unleash the fucking fury.

You're a bad seed, aren't you?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:52 pm

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:20 am

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T-Bone wrote:

I have an internal job interview tomorrow for a position I have been working towards for 10 years. It's been a lot of work to get to
this point and I sincerely hope it goes well. There are 2 spots and 3 people interviewing.

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:29 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

Congrats. Hold out for more money.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:30 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

Quit.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:32 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

Quit.

I should have held out so that I could work from home, or better yet the golf course.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:51 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:48 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

Congratulations!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:54 am

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T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

You are aware...

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:56 am

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pittmike wrote:

T-Bone wrote:

Was offered the job this morning. :alien:

Congrats. Hold out for more money.

Tell them that you also have an offer from Penske, and you are going to think about it. Leverage that to your advantage.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:57 am

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Keep a bottle of Hennigan's in your desk in case you are working late and the cleaning lady is there...

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:58 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Keep a bottle of Hennigan's in your desk in case you are working late and the cleaning lady is there...

No smell, no tell. It will be our little secret.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:56 pm

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Quite a week.

Daughter got Straight As, I got a pretty nice raise, then today I found out there's a sizeable bonus on my next check (daughters mom/my gf also got raise +bonus) AND Kendrick is about to drop a new album.

But I did lose to redacted greg in the tourny. So its all even.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:59 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Nice! Congrats RPBillionaire.

I bought a house on a whim Monday. Wasn't even pre-approved when I woke up. Went to a guy, then another guy, made a few calls, and BOOM!... steak dinner next to a white picket fence.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:07 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Congrats!

Which side of I-80?

Oh and im certainly no NSJ or Dr Ken. For many years my firm gave no Xmas bonuses while most other firms gave out huge ones so just evening out a bit

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:09 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Congrats!

Which side of I-80?

Oh and im certainly no NSJ or Dr Ken. For many years my firm gave no Xmas bonuses while most other firms gave out huge ones so just evening out a bit

White picket fence...I'm sure it's the more racist side...

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:42 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Congrats!

Which side of I-80?

Oh and im certainly no NSJ or Dr Ken. For many years my firm gave no Xmas bonuses while most other firms gave out huge ones so just evening out a bit

White picket fence...I'm sure it's the more racist side...

What if I told you it was really a black fence with ornamental iron? Still racist?

And RPB, it is north of I-80, but I'm leaving the Nape! Too much crime!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 4:43 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

I am indirectly responsible for making a co-worker cry.

Where did you touch her?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:16 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Congrats!

Which side of I-80?

Oh and im certainly no NSJ or Dr Ken. For many years my firm gave no Xmas bonuses while most other firms gave out huge ones so just evening out a bit

White picket fence...I'm sure it's the more racist side...

What if I told you it was really a black fence with ornamental iron? Still racist?

And RPB, it is north of I-80, but I'm leaving the Nape! Too much crime!

Does the house come with lawn jockeys, or will you be bringing your own?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:17 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Congrats!

Which side of I-80?

Oh and im certainly no NSJ or Dr Ken. For many years my firm gave no Xmas bonuses while most other firms gave out huge ones so just evening out a bit

White picket fence...I'm sure it's the more racist side...

What if I told you it was really a black fence with ornamental iron? Still racist?

More fake news. There probably isn't a fence...but maybe we can twist it into being an exclusive gated community to keep out the undesirables...still racist.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:25 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Congrats!

Which side of I-80?

Oh and im certainly no NSJ or Dr Ken. For many years my firm gave no Xmas bonuses while most other firms gave out huge ones so just evening out a bit

White picket fence...I'm sure it's the more racist side...

What if I told you it was really a black fence with ornamental iron? Still racist?

More fake news. There probably isn't a fence...but maybe we can twist it into being an exclusive gated community to keep out the undesirables...still racist.

He is probably confusing the chicken coop with an actual fence.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:29 am

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Chus wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

What if I told you it was really a black fence with ornamental iron? Still racist?

More fake news. There probably isn't a fence...but maybe we can twist it into being an exclusive gated community to keep out the undesirables...still racist.

He is probably confusing the chicken coop with an actual fence.