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Author:  Darkside [ Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:38 pm ]
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Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:41 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:52 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

:lol:

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:07 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

You misunderstood. I know why.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:49 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
What color is this man?

●His daddy got his mother pregnant and let another man raise the baby
●Walked on water because he didn't want to get in it
●Couldn't swim so he parted the sea
●Was hanging with the sinners
●Turned water in wine
●He had a posse
●Didn't get a fair trial
●Left for an entire weekend and said he was dead
●Came back and hung with his guys
●Told his kids he would return, but has been gone for 2000 years

Jay Z?

:shock: :lol:

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:19 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
What color is this man?

●His daddy got his mother pregnant and let another man raise the baby
●Walked on water because he didn't want to get in it
●Couldn't swim so he parted the sea
●Was hanging with the sinners
●Turned water in wine
●He had a posse
●Didn't get a fair trial
●Left for an entire weekend and said he was dead
●Came back and hung with his guys
●Told his kids he would return, but has been gone for 2000 years

Jay Z?

:shock: :lol:


:lol: :lol:

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:57 pm ]
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I had onion soup for lunch and the volcano is already rumbling

Author:  NWsider4-3-3 [ Mon Oct 16, 2023 9:23 am ]
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absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?

Author:  The Doctor of Love [ Mon Oct 16, 2023 10:08 am ]
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NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?


Denis should stop asking these guys stuff.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:25 pm ]
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He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:53 pm ]
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The Doctor of Love wrote:
NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?


Denis should stop asking these guys stuff.


I’m just sorry he’s poor.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 6:01 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 9:46 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

Is beefed the word you were going for there?

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 9:48 pm ]
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Darkside wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

Is beefed the word you were going for there?

Yeah. Beefed. He beefed while I I followed him up some stairs.

Author:  Nardi [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 9:58 pm ]
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What was his beef?

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:00 pm ]
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Nardi wrote:
What was his beef?

Wanted to talk about Jesus?

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:02 pm ]
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No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

Author:  Spaulding [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:34 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:47 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:48 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

Maybe he queefed.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:49 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Darkside wrote:
No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

Maybe he queefed.

No. No goddamn it.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 7:31 am ]
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It would be great if farts smelled like beef. There would be zero social stigma.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 7:50 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.


this

Author:  Brick [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 7:58 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 8:48 am ]
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Brick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.


Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?

Author:  Brick [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 8:49 am ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Brick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.


Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?
Caller Bob. Ignorance is bliss.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 8:56 am ]
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life isn't suffering but there is suffering in life

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 10:07 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.
Almost none of this is cool. Hang in there, fellas.

Our dog has a mass on her rear paw and is having surgery to get it removed today. Our main sewer line was blocked earlier this week, but luckily I had a guy who was able to come and clean/rod it out within 90 minutes. We're going to the Dominican to celebrate our tenth anniversary next month, so thats cool. My son is now all things Star Wars.

It's only money.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 10:41 am ]
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Brick wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Brick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.


Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?
Caller Bob. Ignorance is bliss.


Then why is Bob unhappy with almost everything?

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:51 am ]
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I'd say I come home twice a week on average hating my job and wondering why I am still working there. My wife hasn't worked in almost a year and is trying to set up her own business from home. My stepdaughter finally moved in with us permanently 2.5 weeks ago so she can address her mental health issues and is completely out of money. 2023 has been a pretty tough year. Sounds like some of you cretins are up against it as well. Wishing you all the best and a better 2024.

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