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Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:58 pm ]
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If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:59 pm ]
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So she's a fat Samoan version of Wendy from Breaking Bad
Author:  newper [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I bet you are a hit at St. Jude's.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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You made me actually google it to avoid an existential crisis. Eat a dick Peeps

mid·dle-aged
ˌmidl ˈājd/
adjective
(of a person) aged about 45 to 65.
"the crowd was predominantly middle-aged"
characteristic or typical of middle-aged people.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.
Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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Pretty girls make graves.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:00 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

Agreed. I'll make it past 55
Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:01 pm ]
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65?!

Maybe for jimmypasta.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:01 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
312player wrote:
You gotta be shittin me :lol:


Meth is huge in Hawaii, I bet she's a Meth head, why not find a big fat Samoan bitch that doesn't use drugs? I would take a pass on this junkie, join an online dating site and find a big n clean one.



she is Samoan


That seals the deal. Follow your heart.

Image
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:01 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

I'm gonna outlive all of you
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:02 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
312player wrote:
You gotta be shittin me :lol:


Meth is huge in Hawaii, I bet she's a Meth head, why not find a big fat Samoan bitch that doesn't use drugs? I would take a pass on this junkie, join an online dating site and find a big n clean one.



she is Samoan


That seals the deal. Follow your heart.

Image


She's moist.
Author:  DAC [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:02 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Go for it.

What's the worst that could happen?


This!

Fuck it. You only live once. Take a chance. If you are thinking about her that much, it is a great start.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:02 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
65?!

Maybe for jimmypasta.

Yeah, I'm not sure I totally agree with that definition but it helped my argument so I went with it
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:03 pm ]
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And save the "HawaiiBoo" mult we all see it coming a mile away
Author:  newper [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:05 pm ]
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DAC wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Go for it.

What's the worst that could happen?


This!

Fuck it. You only live once. Take a chance. If you are thinking about her that much, it is a great start.

From hearing the background, it sounds like some pretty bad things could happen! I would implement the "5 Whys" strategy here before doing anything. Ask yourself "Why am I thinking about her that much?" And whatever the answer is to that, ask why... and the answer to that, ask why. Do it at least five times, and you might find something interesting out about your feelings/thought process.
Author:  HawaiiYou [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:05 pm ]
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these replies are so fast my head is spinning. i'll take a look at it carefully later. I have to work tonight too and see her. I want to call my son but i'm a bit ashamed at talking about this. Not sure how he would take it.
Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:05 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
312player wrote:
big fat Samoan bitch

Not every Swing Revival band was good.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:06 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

I'm gonna outlive all of you

Christ, I hope so.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:07 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If you're probably gonna be dead by 55 middle aged ain't 40.

I was gonna say this but in a nicer way.

I'm gonna outlive all of you


Maybe. Maybe not.

The reality is that all of us family men have grappled with our own mortality, giving us an enlightened perspective, and that is why HawaiiYou should marry this toothless meth addict.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:08 pm ]
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HawaiiYou wrote:
these replies are so fast my head is spinning. i'll take a look at it carefully later. I have to work tonight too and see her. I want to call my son but i'm a bit ashamed at talking about this. Not sure how he would take it.

F that, ask him. You're both adults and you can trust his judgment.
Author:  312player [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:08 pm ]
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HawaiiYou wrote:
these replies are so fast my head is spinning. i'll take a look at it carefully later. I have to work tonight too and see her. I want to call my son but i'm a bit ashamed at talking about this. Not sure how he would take it.




No, no.. Don't run any of this by your son.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:09 pm ]
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Do not ask your son.
Mercififul Christ man don't do it.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:11 pm ]
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Families that communicate stay together.

Talk to your son.
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:13 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Do not ask your son.
Mercififul Christ man don't do it.

Terry's Peeps wrote:
Families that communicate stay together.

Talk to your son.

One of these posts is good advice
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:13 pm ]
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How old is this kid?
Author:  MyKidneyStones [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:13 pm ]
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The connection you feel shall too pass
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:13 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
How old is this kid?


11
Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:15 pm ]
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So try the online dating thing.

Maybe you'll find someone you like more than her who is a bit more put together. Maybe you'll discover that none of the other women match up to her and it really is love.

Something tells me she'll still be available if you backburner her for a month or two
Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:16 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
How old is this kid?

83
Author:  Panther pislA [ Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:19 pm ]
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Dude. . .

Its ok to be "Captain Save-A-Ho" once in a while, but not with toothless meth-addicts who probably have the Hiv.

Sneak a cheek swab on her or something, send it to the lab, and if it comes back clean, buy her a White Castle and a shake.
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