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Why do so many douchebags wear blazers in the airport? I’m not talking a full suit with a button down shirt where someone was clearly in a meeting, removed their tie, and then went directly to the airport. That’s reasonable, and I’ve done that, rather than trying to change in an airport shitter. I’m talking about the dipshit that wears jeans, a casual button down shirt, and a blazer. Probably with loafers and a braided belt. What is he trying to prove?


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:lol: :lol: I just read that piece and my mind jumped to CFMB & JORR

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"XFL's "Criminality" Ban, Implied Anti-Protest Rule Are Definitely Not About Race, No Sir"

https://deadspin.com/xfls-criminality-b ... 1822440245

This is the same group of people—and outlet specifically—that want players accused of crimes run out of their professional leagues, but Vince McMahon proposing a zero tolerance policy on criminal behavior from players in his league is...racist?


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Why do so many douchebags wear blazers in the airport? I’m not talking a full suit with a button down shirt where someone was clearly in a meeting, removed their tie, and then went directly to the airport. That’s reasonable, and I’ve done that, rather than trying to change in an airport shitter. I’m talking about the dipshit that wears jeans, a casual button down shirt, and a blazer. Probably with loafers and a braided belt. What is he trying to prove?


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Deadspin advocating for slovenly behavior. Big shock!

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you wear the coat because you don't want to smash it up and put it in your duffel bag. how fucking stupid is that guy?

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Deadspin took a big step back when they lost Masked Man/David Shoemaker as their wrestling guy. Bixenspan is just a big weepy lump.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
"XFL's "Criminality" Ban, Implied Anti-Protest Rule Are Definitely Not About Race, No Sir"

https://deadspin.com/xfls-criminality-b ... 1822440245

This is the same group of people—and outlet specifically—that want players accused of crimes run out of their professional leagues, but Vince McMahon proposing a zero tolerance policy on criminal behavior from players in his league is...racist?

Wow.

That's pretty awful. Not sure how you can run an article suggesting criminals and black people are synonymous and not get absolutely torched.

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FavreFan wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
"XFL's "Criminality" Ban, Implied Anti-Protest Rule Are Definitely Not About Race, No Sir"

https://deadspin.com/xfls-criminality-b ... 1822440245

This is the same group of people—and outlet specifically—that want players accused of crimes run out of their professional leagues, but Vince McMahon proposing a zero tolerance policy on criminal behavior from players in his league is...racist?

Wow.

That's pretty awful. Not sure how you can run an article suggesting criminals and black people are synonymous and not get absolutely torched.

Yup. Good call JLN.

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Deadspin took a big step back when they lost Masked Man/David Shoemaker as their wrestling guy. Bixenspan is just a big weepy lump.


Yep

Awful

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
"XFL's "Criminality" Ban, Implied Anti-Protest Rule Are Definitely Not About Race, No Sir"

https://deadspin.com/xfls-criminality-b ... 1822440245

This is the same group of people—and outlet specifically—that want players accused of crimes run out of their professional leagues, but Vince McMahon proposing a zero tolerance policy on criminal behavior from players in his league is...racist?


Anyone that employs Booker T and David Otunga can't be racist.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
"XFL's "Criminality" Ban, Implied Anti-Protest Rule Are Definitely Not About Race, No Sir"

https://deadspin.com/xfls-criminality-b ... 1822440245

This is the same group of people—and outlet specifically—that want players accused of crimes run out of their professional leagues, but Vince McMahon proposing a zero tolerance policy on criminal behavior from players in his league is...racist?


Anyone that employs Booker T and David Otunga can't be racist.


Hulk Hogan we coming for you *!;!$

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https://jezebel.com/reporters-didnt-go-to-a-press-conference-on-femicide-in-1822600497

Quite a stretch.

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If your city is hosting a Super Bowl, you should probably reschedule other events that week

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If your city is hosting a Super Bowl, you should probably reschedule other events that week

They reached out to Jezebel after the press conference to tell them. Sounds like the goal was to say "People care more about football than women!".

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you wear the coat because you don't want to smash it up and put it in your duffel bag. how fucking stupid is that guy?

This.

But the Navy blazer with the gold buttons from Joseph A Bank or JC Penney is so 2002. I saw a guy with that getup on my flight today, looked to be about 60. The look screams "mid level technical sales!" today. Learn to fold your suit and put it in a sturdy 22" roller bags, or get a job where you just have to wear golf shirts.

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Do like they do at Logan and just wear pajama pants and a Bruins hoodie/Patriots jersey when you fly.

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Hatchetman wrote:
you wear the coat because you don't want to smash it up and put it in your duffel bag. how fucking stupid is that guy?

This.

But the Navy blazer with the gold buttons from Joseph A Bank or JC Penney is so 2002. I saw a guy with that getup on my flight today, looked to be about 60. The look screams "mid level technical sales!" today. Learn to fold your suit and put it in a sturdy 22" roller bags, or get a job where you just have to wear golf shirts.

Or just don’t bring any of that shit if it’s not a business trip.

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FavreFan wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
you wear the coat because you don't want to smash it up and put it in your duffel bag. how fucking stupid is that guy?

This.

But the Navy blazer with the gold buttons from Joseph A Bank or JC Penney is so 2002. I saw a guy with that getup on my flight today, looked to be about 60. The look screams "mid level technical sales!" today. Learn to fold your suit and put it in a sturdy 22" roller bags, or get a job where you just have to wear golf shirts.

Or just don’t bring any of that shit if it’s not a business trip.



Exactly! When you're going on a tropical vacation, why bring clothes at all? Just travel like this:

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You wouldn't believe how comfortable it is!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
you wear the coat because you don't want to smash it up and put it in your duffel bag. how fucking stupid is that guy?

This.

But the Navy blazer with the gold buttons from Joseph A Bank or JC Penney is so 2002. I saw a guy with that getup on my flight today, looked to be about 60. The look screams "mid level technical sales!" today. Learn to fold your suit and put it in a sturdy 22" roller bags, or get a job where you just have to wear golf shirts.

Or just don’t bring any of that shit if it’s not a business trip.



Exactly! When you're going on a tropical vacation, why bring clothes at all? Just travel like this:

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You wouldn't believe how comfortable it is!

No that would be uncomfortable to wear on a plane.

It’s dumb to fly in business clothes to a personal vacation. I would think this would be apparent.

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No that would be uncomfortable to wear on a plane.


Then you just remove the flippers!

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It’s dumb to fly in business clothes to a personal vacation. I would think this would be apparent.


I don't consider a sport coat "business clothes". When I walk into a serious meeting and the other guy is wearing a blazer and Dockers I know I've already won the negotiation. I'm ready to work. He's obviously dressed for a yacht party.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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No that would be uncomfortable to wear on a plane.


Then you just remove the flippers!

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It’s dumb to fly in business clothes to a personal vacation. I would think this would be apparent.


I don't consider a sport coat "business clothes". When I walk into a serious meeting and the other guy is wearing a blazer and Dockers I know I've already won the negotiation. I'm ready to work. He's obviously dressed for a yacht party.

You lose a lot of negotiations to guys in tuxedos?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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No that would be uncomfortable to wear on a plane.


Then you just remove the flippers!

FavreFan wrote:
It’s dumb to fly in business clothes to a personal vacation. I would think this would be apparent.


I don't consider a sport coat "business clothes". When I walk into a serious meeting and the other guy is wearing a blazer and Dockers I know I've already won the negotiation. I'm ready to work. He's obviously dressed for a yacht party.

You lose a lot of negotiations to guys in tuxedos?



Do you consider a tuxedo to be business attire? My God. Didn't anyone ever teach you Millennials how to dress for an occasion?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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No that would be uncomfortable to wear on a plane.


Then you just remove the flippers!

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It’s dumb to fly in business clothes to a personal vacation. I would think this would be apparent.


I don't consider a sport coat "business clothes". When I walk into a serious meeting and the other guy is wearing a blazer and Dockers I know I've already won the negotiation. I'm ready to work. He's obviously dressed for a yacht party.

You lose a lot of negotiations to guys in tuxedos?



Do you consider a tuxedo to be business attire? My God. Didn't anyone ever teach you Millennials how to dress for an occasion?

Yes. That’s why we don’t wear sport jackets when it’s unnecessary.

Someone needs to teach you old guys how to dress for occasions in the 21st century.

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This is your captain speaking. I have turned the seatbelt sign off. We'll be cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet. So unbutton your pajamas, kick off your shower shoes and relax. And please be kind to your seatmate's support chinchilla.

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Do you consider a tuxedo to be business attire? My God. Didn't anyone ever teach you Millennials how to dress for an occasion?
It's more formal than your suit.

I find suits to be yet another way our rich overlords attempt to control us like uniforms in private school. It's an arbitrary rule just like wearing powdered wigs was. Living 40 years of your life wearing uncomfortable clothes that don't modify well based on weather or activity is another way for the peasant class to be controlled. I don't think it's a shock that Millenials like me are fighting against our corporate overlords and how they seek to treat us as nothing more than a material to be used and discarded when it makes sense for shareholders.

I'm proud to almost never wear a tie and you should be too.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you consider a tuxedo to be business attire? My God. Didn't anyone ever teach you Millennials how to dress for an occasion?
It's more formal than your suit.

I find suits to be yet another way our rich overlords attempt to control us like uniforms in private school. It's an arbitrary rule just like wearing powdered wigs was. Living 40 years of your life wearing uncomfortable clothes that don't modify well based on weather or activity is another way for the peasant class to be controlled. I don't think it's a shock that Millenials like me are fighting against our corporate overlords and how they seek to treat us as nothing more than a material to be used and discarded when it makes sense for shareholders.

I'm proud to almost never wear a tie and you should be too.


It's not about formality. It's about proper dress for an occasion. I don't wear shower shoes on an airplane and I don't wear Ferragamo wingtips to the beach.

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Why is it proper though?

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I find suits to be yet another way our rich overlords attempt to control us like uniforms in private school. It's an arbitrary rule just like wearing powdered wigs was.


I was eating dinner at La Campgnola in Evanston one time. And a family of four sat down next to me. There were two sons with the parents and one of the sons was obviously autistic. He was unaware of the social implications of eating dinner in a restaurant and so he was kind of loud and acting somewhat inappropriately. His family was trying to clam him down. I was kind of getting a kick out of him. He was clearly really smart and it was interesting to listen to him. He was wearing a baseball cap and his dad told him to take it off in the restaurant. The kid started yelling, "It's just a tradition!"

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Why is it proper though?



Why is anything proper? Why don't you think Hockey Gay and I should come over to your house and help ourselves to your food and big screen TVs? Are you a rich overlord trying to control us? Come on, Hockey Gay. Road trip time!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Do you consider a tuxedo to be business attire? My God. Didn't anyone ever teach you Millennials how to dress for an occasion?
It's more formal than your suit.

I find suits to be yet another way our rich overlords attempt to control us like uniforms in private school. It's an arbitrary rule just like wearing powdered wigs was. Living 40 years of your life wearing uncomfortable clothes that don't modify well based on weather or activity is another way for the peasant class to be controlled. I don't think it's a shock that Millenials like me are fighting against our corporate overlords and how they seek to treat us as nothing more than a material to be used and discarded when it makes sense for shareholders.

I'm proud to almost never wear a tie and you should be too.


It's not about formality. It's about proper dress for an occasion.

Uh...

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The blue blazer is outdated. You can still dress professionally, even in a different kind of blazer if you'd like.

But not if you are fat. Fat people should never wear blazers, especially Navy blazers with tan or khaki chinos. It just screams out "look at where the colors change!! All this extra fabric pretending to cover my gut!!"

I still wear a suit for work when visiting most clients, although if I am not making a presentation I generally omit the tie. I dress far better than my clients, so losing the tie makes it look less intimidating.

When I started this job over 20 years ago, shirt and tie and suit slacks was required. Times change, and I usually wear jeans to the office in the winter, and lighter dress slacks in the summer.

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