PENN! DID YOU KNOW TRUMP WENT TO WHARTON BECAUSE HE’S GOT THE BEST BRAIN THERE IS? VERY VERY LARGE BRAIN AND THAT’S BEEN WIDELY REPORTED. He’s picking Penn to win the whole thing, unless he’s not aware that Wharton is part of the University of Pennsylvania. That’s a distinct possibility. He also may be under the impression that Wharton is located in Trenton.

As you said, he would also include teams that aren’t even in the bracket, and he’d get bored after filling out roughly 10 percent of the slots and quit the exercise to go make a midnight phone call to Jimmy Walker instead. That’s why he didn’t full out a bracket for ESPN last year. It’s too much manual labor for him. His stubby little hand would cramp up. His writing would get progressively sloppier. Three weeks after the tourney was over, he’d finally round out his Final Four picks and include Jack Nicklaus, Papa John, Trump-brand body wash, and a chicken Caesar salad.

But if an aide, soon to be fired, really sat him down and forced him to fill out the whole bracket, you and I both know Trump’s priorities would include:

1. Any place that he has scammed out of money or plans to scam out of money

2. Any state that voted for him

3. Any place that was nice to him.

So looking at the bracket, that gives him a Final Four of Penn, Wichita State (a program that’s financed by the Koch brothers), Arizona (“Who here loves Sheriff Joe?! We all love Sheriff Joe, right?!”), and a three-way tie between Michigan, Ohio State, and Florida State in the West. Did you know he won those states? [pulls out pocket map of the 2016 electoral college conveniently kept on person at all times] Have a look! PEOPLE SAY IT WAS THE GREATEST LANDSLIDE IN HISTORY.

The best part is that there is no way on Earth that Trump would acknowledge a busted bracket. The second Penn loses (and we should all pray for that), he’d just take the pot money and sue everyone else in the pool for libeling his picks.

https://deadspin.com/let-us-gawk-together-at-this-gorgeous-game-tying-drivin-1824230139

Let Us Gawk Together At This Gorgeous Game-Tying Driving Bucket From Nuggets-Thunder

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This bucket really puts American race relations in perspective

10 more pages.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The Misunderstood Beauty of 'Allahu Akbar'

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

So maybe don’t reinforce that notion by making it culturally acceptable in a children’s movie.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

More bad baseball takes from someone named Keyser.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

James Morris was more let down than the average Wizards obsessive by the team’s implosion and the permanent sullying of the Arenas legend. Back when things were going well for Arenas et al, Morris and his friend Christopher Porter ran and wrote for an absurdist D.C.-centric basketblog called Wizznutzz.

“There was literally no content on the web about athletes except for the good stories about superstars. Back in 2006, if you Googled a bench player, say Steve Blake, you’d get a hit from our site where we posted that Steve Blake was traded for cigarettes. We were proud of that!

McGee, taken by the Wiz in the first round in 2008, didn’t like “The Big Secret,” which was the nickname his mom came up with. He also was not partial to “Lemonhead,” a slam from Caron Butler on the shape of McGee’s head. And so McGee asked to be called Big Daddy Wookie. Wizards bloggers suggested “Epic Vale” instead; this was a guy, after all, whose run in Washington is most remembered for the time he ran down the court at full speed the wrong way.

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

Wrong thread

You NBA haters remind me of Dan Bernstein. "Hey you know that thing you like? It actually sucks"

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It's not the sport. It's the condescending/hipster/clowing ways writer cover it

You NBA haters remind me of Dan Bernstein. "Hey you know that thing you like? It actually sucks"

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Every basketblogger piece called "What Cuttino Mobley Taught Us About the Darkness, the Light, and Ourselves," "Shoot Your Shot, Boys: My Imagined Oral History of the 2005 Phoenix Suns, " or "Homie Do Play That: How Stromile Swift Made Us Laugh While He Wept Inside" should be compiled and published as an anthology like Grantland used to do. I'd call it Infinite Shit.

Well, I finally got my answer one day when my mom made me throw away a perfectly good coconut-icing birthday cake that one of my play uncles had hand-delivered to me at church. I angrily asked her, “Why?,” and in a moment I will never forget, she grabbed me by my shoulders, looked me squarely in my fat, brown eyes, and said in her native tongue:

Not everyone who looks like you is for you.

I was puzzled by this, and I didn’t know how to process it, as this was the first time I was hearing it. But as time went on, I would hear her words again. Just in different forms. First, it was “It be your own people [who do you dirty]” in high school ... which was quickly followed by “Not all skinfolk are kinfolk” in college.

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