if you really needed time off to get a business going... like say you want a good 2 years... what crime would be best to commit? i would need to make sure its not longer than 2 years in jail, and it needs to be like a martha stewart jail where i can work on a laptop creating new content. I hear they allow monitored internet use now too at some places, which would be helpful. and ideally its not the kind of crime that people would frown upon. maybe tax evasion? i knew a business owner that went to jail for 1 year for that, and he was 80 years old lmao. no idea how much he hid, or what he did to piss them off that bad.

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import and sell illegal fireworks

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Kill yourself

sell ginseng

i already started a skin care product. its just vaseline with a little caffine and added some baby powder to make it look like not vaseline. shit works amazing but need too add ingredients unless i want to mislabel the product and go to jail for a couple years.......... hmmmm.......

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cant realize my dream of making clothes for transvestite communities if im dead jim.

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Stop the steal

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

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tax fraud probably is what you're looking for here.

how do you create tax fraud without any business though? pull my retirement accounts and dont pay the penalty?

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put some minty stuff in your Vaseline. i think you can then call it a Remedy, which is inherently false and youre on your way to some sort of fraud liability

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

should i claim it can detect blood diseases after 6 months of continuous use?

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If goop has gotten away with their shit without anyone going to jail why would ike go to jail?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

any posters with longer tenure than I care to answer this?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

"something, something, Circulation Activator..."

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Very weird correlation between going to jail and starting a business? Why not just start a business without going to jail?

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"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither" ~Steve Martin

God you are fuckin lame

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also, under arrest

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

^WTF is with this guy^

IkeSouth - see my comment here : viewtopic.php?f=168&t=129720&start=120

this may be a good opportunity