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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:12 am 
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I got 22/25 on my online traffic school final exam!

:lol: I just had to take a written test to switch my license. What'd you take yours for?
I was fast. Cop wrote me a ticket for going 5 over which was nice. If I did online traffic school it doesn't get sent to insurance.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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I got 22/25 on my online traffic school final exam!

:lol: I just had to take a written test to switch my license. What'd you take yours for?
I was going 22 over. Cop wrote me a ticket for going 5 over which was nice. If I did online traffic school it doesn't get sent to insurance.


I had to take the written test, which I didn't know I had to do. I missed two signs bit got everything else right. The test looked like it was written by a 10 year old.

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The last time I had to renew my license (in your face, Massachusetts!), I had to take the written test. The woman asked me if I wanted a 'Rules of the Road' book to study, and then come back and take the test tomorrow. I laughed and said I would just take the test. I got one wrong (missed a sign) and that was it.

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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:19 am 
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I only had to do the written test when I was 16 and I've never done the driving test since I did good enough in Drivers Ed then to avoid it at the DMV.

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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:21 am 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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I got 22/25 on my online traffic school final exam!

:lol: I just had to take a written test to switch my license. What'd you take yours for?
I was going 22 over.


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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The last time I had to renew my license (in your face, Massachusetts!), I had to take the written test. The woman asked me if I wanted a 'Rules of the Road' book to study, and then come back and take the test tomorrow. I laughed and said I would just take the test. I got one wrong (missed a sign) and that was it.



I've gotten these two mixed up more than once:

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PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:22 am 
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I only had to do the written test when I was 16 and I've never done the driving test since I did good enough in Drivers Ed then to avoid it at the DMV.


I have been driving for 25 years. I took a written test and a road test to get my license in '92. Since then, I have had to do a vision test (I need corrective lenses) when I renew, that's it.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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The last time I had to renew my license (in your face, Massachusetts!), I had to take the written test. The woman asked me if I wanted a 'Rules of the Road' book to study, and then come back and take the test tomorrow. I laughed and said I would just take the test. I got one wrong (missed a sign) and that was it.



I've gotten these two mixed up more than once:

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First sign is merge, second is lane ending.

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i'm on expert on all those tests now :lol:


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I took my 4th and final CPA exam. They introduced a new format starting in April. I felt good leaving. It's a 4 hour test but I finished in 2.5 hours.

I find out the result in August. :?


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leashyourkids wrote:
I had to take the written test, which I didn't know I had to do. I missed two signs bit got everything else right. The test looked like it was written by a 10 year old.

< insert chas joke here >

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Don Tiny wrote:
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The test looked like it was written by a 10 year old.

< insert chas joke here >
Pretty sure Chas failed this test.

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Chus wrote:
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I only had to do the written test when I was 16 and I've never done the driving test since I did good enough in Drivers Ed then to avoid it at the DMV.


I have been driving for 25 years. I took a written test and a road test to get my license in '92. Since then, I have had to do a vision test (I need corrective lenses) when I renew, that's it.



I think it was when I got my last renewel that I had to take a written. Got first liscence in 91. Think I missed one question. Beyond that it's just the vision tests.


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Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

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Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?

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I took my 4th and final CPA exam. They introduced a new format starting in April. I felt good leaving. It's a 4 hour test but I finished in 2.5 hours.

I find out the result in August. :?



You got this. I feel good about it.

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Kirkwood wrote:
I took my 4th and final CPA exam. They introduced a new format starting in April. I felt good leaving. It's a 4 hour test but I finished in 2.5 hours.

I find out the result in August. :?


Something about this doesn't add up.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box. I'll have to bring the robot idea to the next sales meeting

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T-Bone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.

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Chus wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.



Teed Up...

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pittmike wrote:
Chus wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.



Teed Up...


Move.

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Chus wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.
You need a whole tool box for rolling? That is dedication.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Chus wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.
You need a whole tool box for rolling? That is dedication.


I roll big joints, man.

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Chus wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Chus wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Every couple of years at work they have a "scratch and dent" sale to unload some of the product that we make that can't be sold to the
general public. You go out and sign your name on product you are interested and then they do a blind draw for the stuff. I just picked
up a nice item for $80 that was marked down 95%. I can't see much wrong with it really other than slightly dented up but it's going in my
garage so I don't really care too much about that.

Sex robot?


No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.



Teed Up...


Move.


I thought someone would go Pulte.

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pittmike wrote:
Chus wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Chus wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
No sex robot, just a rolling tool box.


Sweet deal. That will likely be one of my first purchases, after we get a new house with a bigger garage.



Teed Up...


Move.


I thought someone would go Pulte.


I am definitely buying a Pulte home next.

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They offer three car garages, which we politely declined. As I suspected, just about everyone with a three car garage uses it for "junk" storage.

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They offer three car garages, which we politely declined. As I suspected, just about everyone with a three car garage uses it for "junk" storage.


Any builder will build a three car garage for you.

I would like a three car garage.


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With limestone blocks so large

I dragged them from the mountain top

You’ll need a two car garage

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Excellent, then we're in complete agreement. Pulte will build a three car garage for you.

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Chus wrote:
Any builder will build a three car garage for you.

I would like a three car garage.
Upgrade to the 5 car garage.

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Excellent, then we're in complete agreement. Pulte will build a three car garage for you.


Yeah, but it will probably fall apart due to the cheap materials and duct tape used to support walls...

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