None of my guns spontaneously killed anyone

We’re looking forward to the college selection process, moreso with my sophomore. He’ll be choosing between academic or baseball choices.

Yes, after a couple hours.

My MIL loves me (she’s one of like 3 people) and this is her way of showing it. She actually went to culinary school in Poland. Her cooking is amazing. Wonderful for my diet, too, believe me. Sometimes I’ll try telling her I’m watching what I eat, and she looks at me like I’m an alien.

Our over 40 softball team hasn't lost in 4 seasons. Think with the fall championship we're around 80 in a row.

Ever see Beer League? God I love that movie.

Dr. Ken Jr. I got accepted to his #1 college choice this afternoon.

Many MANY bro-hugs ensued.

Artie was great on Stern, and that was it. He sucked on Mad TV. Dirty Work has some funny parts, but other than that, his movies suck. His stand-up act is pretty weak. He filled big venues when he was promoted on Stern. Now, not so much.

The guy who calls Richard and Sal hacks (he is right about that) had a joke where the punchline is, the best part about being a Giants' fan, is that the Cowboys' quarterback's name rhymes with Homo.

Sometimes I wonder if you dislike anything. I'm a pretty big Artie Lange fan. That movie is utter shit. Sal was correct.

Were there enough people in her class to turn on the oven?

I rarely eat just one kind of pierogi. I will mix a bit of potato, sauerkraut and meat.

I am ok with the sweet cheese but generally dislike anything but the savory.

Hah, well you're aren't paying attention. In the sports world, I hate the White Sox and Illini most notably. Pro Wrestling is an utter embarrassment. I hate the Democratic Party, and the elephants aren't far behind. I have no interest in music on any level. I hate Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, & Billy Crystal. I'd like Hawaii You to drown in the Pacific Ocean. Donald Trump is the worst to the point where I nearly voted for Hillary. Despite being Italian, I'd be ok with never eating pasta again. I hate seafood including shrimp, sushi, crab, etc, etc. IPA's are the worst.

So there's just a few things.

See but instead of constantly posting about things I haste (Illini excepted), I tend to focus on things I like. That might be where your misperception comes in.

And yes, if it wasn't obvious, I love Boyd's gifs. He never disappoints. If you don't agree, well go fuck Hawaii You. I'll pay for your plane ticket out there, one way of course.

I don't know. Did you feel the temperature go up?

From an oven being turned on in Poland? Isn't that a Steven Wright bit?

Hah, well you're aren't paying attention. In the sports world, I hate the White Sox and Illini most notably. Pro Wrestling is an utter embarrassment. I hate the Democratic Party, and the elephants aren't far behind. I have no interest in music on any level. I hate Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, & Billy Crystal. I'd like Hawaii You to drown in the Pacific Ocean. Donald Trump is the worst to the point where I nearly voted for Hillary. Despite being Italian, I'd be ok with never eating pasta again. I hate seafood including shrimp, sushi, crab, etc, etc. IPA's are the worst.

So there's just a few things.

See but instead of constantly posting about things I haste (Illini excepted), I tend to focus on things I like. That might be where your misperception comes in.

And yes, if it wasn't obvious, I love Boyd's gifs. He never disappoints. If you don't agree, well go fuck Hawaii You. I'll pay for your plane ticket out there, one way of course.

I concur, but you have to have one that's your go-to, right?

Also, what are your thoughts on store-bought, frozen pierogi?

I cannot comment on a national, mass produced product like Mrs. T's.

Those are trash. I'm talking absolutely dreadful and unedible.