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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:29 am 
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i think he's tied with Goff now. Something about his kid having heart surgery which I'm sure turned into a diatribe about health care which is fine but then keep it together when talking about Don Rickles. Sack up.

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:30 am 
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Considering his newborn son had to have fucking open heart surgery, I think it's ok...

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Tough times for comics.

Jim Gaffigan just revealed his wife had brain tumor surgery.

They have 5 children.

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The guy is weepy on the air on an almost monthly basis. Didn't he cry for Harambe? You can't be the host of The Man Show and be that emotional

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The guy is weepy on the air on an almost monthly basis. Didn't he cry for Harambe? You can't be the host of The Man Show and be that emotional


It's the Disney effect imo.

It's also why I look upon adult Disney (world) fans with Heavy Suspicion :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2017 9:12 am 
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Considering his newborn son had to have fucking open heart surgery, I think it's ok...

This.


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The guy is weepy on the air on an almost monthly basis. Didn't he cry for Harambe? You can't be the host of The Man Show and be that emotional

On a serious note, I think this is an appropriate moment for that.

On a less serious note, I think dating Sarah Silverman requires one to turn in their man card.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Considering his newborn son had to have fucking open heart surgery, I think it's ok...

This.


This again.

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Yeah, I think we're gonna have to allow this one, fellas.

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Considering his newborn son had to have fucking open heart surgery, I think it's ok...

This.


This again.


To emphasize, this again.

My wife and I had a son in December. The docs heard a murmur and ordered the echo cardiogram. You're sitting in a dark room with this impossibly fragile human who you are in charge of protecting, wondering if there is a problem how do they even fix it. What is a baby's heart, the size of a half dollar?

There is no greater feeling of helplessness then staring at a 20 hour old human being undergoing a test to determine if his heart is a viable organ to sustain human life for any prolonged period of time.


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Even I have to give him a pass on this one.

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It's also why I look upon adult Disney (world) fans with Heavy Suspicion :lol:

Oh yeah, big time.

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It's also why I look upon adult Disney (world) fans with Heavy Suspicion :lol:

Oh yeah, big time.


I call bullshit. They have Marvel and Star Wars now so we adults now have a legit excuse to go.

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badrogue17 wrote:
i think he's tied with Goff now. Something about his kid having heart surgery which I'm sure turned into a diatribe about health care which is fine but then keep it together when talking about Don Rickles. Sack up.

http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=105942

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Enlighten me...


What is the Disney effect?

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I took it to mean that Disney's influence on ABC has quite often led their programming into the maudlin and edgeless, and I'd certainly agree. But actually, once you cut through the schmaltz of it all, an impassioned plea for universal healthcare is about the most subversive thing ABC has done in years.

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I took it to mean that Disney's influence on ABC has quite often led their programming into the maudlin and edgeless, and I'd certainly agree. But actually, once you cut through the schmaltz of it all, an impassioned plea for universal healthcare is about the most subversive thing ABC has done in years.


Yeah why doesn't ABC hold up a mirror to society like they used to do with Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place?

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That doesn't even make sense. Are we doing a little traveling circus here, going from thread to thread?

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Curious Hair wrote:
That doesn't even make sense. Are we doing a little traveling circus here, going from thread to thread?


Yes.

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Curious Hair wrote:
I took it to mean that Disney's influence on ABC has quite often led their programming into the maudlin and edgeless, and I'd certainly agree. But actually, once you cut through the schmaltz of it all, an impassioned plea for universal healthcare is about the most subversive thing ABC has done in years.

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Curious Hair wrote:
I took it to mean that Disney's influence on ABC has quite often led their programming into the maudlin and edgeless, and I'd certainly agree.


This. Plus one of the most miserable vacations I've ever had was four days stuck in Orlando (and we got in all the parks with speedpasses for free). It's just too saccharine for me.

But on another note, noted deadbeat dad Joe Walsh has chimed in with a tweet admonishing Kimmel for humanizing the case for the ACA and expanded public health care.

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Another heartless :wink: rightie opines. Calls Jimmy an elitist creep.
Wrong thread? I think only I think this is funny?

Shut up, Jimmy Kimmel, you elitist creep

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/201 ... s-shut-up/


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Should we start a GoFundMe for Jimmy's kid?

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Good on Kimmel for firing back at the "He's just a Hollywood elitist derp! derp!" crowd last night.

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Good on Kimmel for firing back at the "He's just a Hollywood elitist derp! derp!" crowd last night.

Yeah, he's very courageous

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And again last night . It's all the NRA's fault !!!
Republican lawmakers, “should be praying for God to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country.”

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I've said it once and I'll say it again, Kimmel was great until he dated Sarah Silverman and she castrated him.

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