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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:09 pm 
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tell someone who knows nothing what corners get cut most often...?


Windows as well. Cheapest windows they can possible find.


Cheap, cheap, cheap is the name of the game. Flooring, cabinets, counter tops, shingles, you name it. Sometimes, the garage doesn't even have plywood walls. They fasten that cheap fiber-board to the studs, and cover them with cheap siding. You could literally put on a pair of boots, and kick holes in the exterior of the garage.

CoF, I would go with whichever builder gets the best customer service ratings. I'm just a contrarian know-it-all. I can't help you here.

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Most new construction I run across has York or some Ducane furnace and a.c. and that's about as cheap as you can get.

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Most new construction I run across has York or some Ducane furnace and a.c. and that's about as cheap as you can get.

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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
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My wife and I are looking to build towards the end of the year so reading this thread is definitely a great warning of pitfalls to avoid.

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My wife and I are looking to build towards the end of the year so reading this thread is definitely a great warning of pitfalls to avoid.


Avoid builders who build cookie cutters. Most of these houses have pre-fab walls. The carpenters don't actually build the walls on site. The walls get lowered by crane. They are all numbered, so the carpenters put puzzles together.

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You have to check the customer service ratings from the crane company.

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You have to check the customer service ratings from the crane company.


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You have to check the customer service ratings from the crane company.


I wish we really had a second floor so I could jump off it
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Personally I don't think much of most new construction. It's usually a game of which corners did they cut (to me).

I dunno, the one thing I take away from these pictures is that every room has tons and tons of corners.

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You know what looks awful, when they take a lot that originally had something like a basic ranch, tear it down and put a mini mansion on it. Norridge is just one example where I have seen that a ton. Literally no backyard or space between the next house.

Hinsdale is like that. Northbrook is even worse. My dad's old neighborhood is full of teardown-rebuilds where the houses are inches from the lot lines. Terrible.

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Personally I don't think much of most new construction. It's usually a game of which corners did they cut (to me).

I dunno, the one thing I take away from these pictures is that every room has tons and tons of corners.

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You know what looks awful, when they take a lot that originally had something like a basic ranch, tear it down and put a mini mansion on it. Norridge is just one example where I have seen that a ton. Literally no backyard or space between the next house.

Hinsdale is like that. Northbrook is even worse. My dad's old neighborhood is full of teardown-rebuilds where the houses are inches from the lot lines. Terrible.
I understand the complain about that from suburban dwellers but isn't that stuff basically just like most of the houses in the city?

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I love brick. You don't have to paint it.



And you should be slapped in the balls if you ever do paint brick, whenever I see it I just shake my head.

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City of Fools wrote:
tell someone who knows nothing what corners get cut most often...?



Cheap ass windows n hollow core doors, small base and casing, cheapo cabinets and home depot granite. Ceramic tile is out, its all stone n porcelain now. Cheap fixtures.

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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
My wife and I are looking to build towards the end of the year so reading this thread is definitely a great warning of pitfalls to avoid.




Better off hiring a GC to run the job for 35k, he will getter better prices from sub's than you and there won't be any fuckups or extras.

IMO, the only way to go now is web trusses so you have an open floor plan and all the mechanicals are in the trusses, no soffits and 9' ceilings.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
My wife and I are looking to build towards the end of the year so reading this thread is definitely a great warning of pitfalls to avoid.




Better off hiring a GC to run the job for 35k, he will getter better prices from sub's than you and there won't be any fuckups or extras.

IMO, the only way to go now is web trusses so you have an open floor plan and all the mechanicals are in the trusses, no soffits and 9' ceilings.

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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
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we had always thought about building our own place, but it's the most expensive thing to do, apparently. We make under 70k combined, so we're obviously having to scrimp and save, and frankly we're hoping there's another economic downturn so we can acutally afford a house out here


You're like Bizarro Dennis.

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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
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Personally I don't think much of most new construction. It's usually a game of which corners did they cut (to me).
Depends on the builder. You can choose a cheap one like denis did or get a high quality one.

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 Post subject: Re: McMansion Hell
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Well geez, if I had known this thread was gonna run denisdman off the board, I wouldn't have started it, though in my defense, it only escalated once people got to discussing the relative merits of luxury home builders, which I know absolutely nothing about.

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Don't beat yourself up over this...we will get Denis back.


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Caller Bob wrote:
Don't beat yourself up over this...we will get Denis back.


you keep saying that Bob....but i'm starting to doubt you. Need to see some words put into action


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Don't beat yourself up over this...we will get Denis back.


you keep saying that Bob....but i'm starting to doubt you. Need to see some words put into action


Give him time to lick his wounds from the beating Panther gave him yesterday.

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Bagels wrote:
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Don't beat yourself up over this...we will get Denis back.


you keep saying that Bob....but i'm starting to doubt you. Need to see some words put into action

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Caller Bob wrote:
Don't beat yourself up over this...we will get Denis back.


you keep saying that Bob....but i'm starting to doubt you. Need to see some words put into action


Give him time to lick his wounds from the beating Panther gave him yesterday.

I would hardly call that a beating that you gave me.


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Bagels wrote:
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Don't beat yourself up over this...we will get Denis back.


you keep saying that Bob....but i'm starting to doubt you. Need to see some words put into action

So Bagels, did the Bob Man deliver , or did the Bob Man deliver?!?!?!?!?


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Rome wasn't built in a day.(Unlike a Pulte home)
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