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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:11 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

Well we know you aren't.

Yes, I believe I made that clear in the OP

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:12 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

Say something quietly to him or out loud like, "I'm sorry you are going thru a tough time, I'll cover that Snickers for you!"

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:14 pm

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Chilli Palmer wrote:

I'd love to whip someone's ass over a candy bar.

Thanks for the new sig.

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:21 pm

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:23 pm

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Can you imagine if FF went all vigilante?

The news headline would read "local idiot arrested for assault after attacking man over a candy bar."

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:28 pm

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:30 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

Say something quietly to him or out loud like, "I'm sorry you are going thru a tough time, I'll cover that Snickers for you!"

This is closer to what I think. I would probably say to him while we left the store or gave him the look, "really"?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:38 pm

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I'da told him to put a Hershey Kiss on top.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:42 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

You are asking for the law to be upheld, not for justice.

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:43 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

You are asking for the law to be upheld, not for justice.

unless he beat the guy mercilessly in front of the store owner.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:45 pm

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should have blackmailed him for sex or half of the candy bar

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:46 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

should have blackmailed him for sex or half of the candy bar

For some,eating that candy bar is sex.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:57 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

Well we know you aren't.

Yes, I believe I made that clear in the OP

Joking about how you phrased the question. Where in the mean streets of Schaumburg did this occur?

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:05 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

should have blackmailed him for sex or half of the candy bar

For some,eating that candy bar is sex.

43% of men prefer bacon over sex

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:42 pm

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I would have told him if he can't afford to pay for the Snickers he should start a GoFundMe page.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:47 pm

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Franky T wrote:

I would have told him if he can't afford to pay for the Snickers he should start a GoFundMe page.

#MoreThanHungry

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Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:48 pm

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Chilli Palmer wrote:

Chus wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

Well we know you aren't.

I don't say anything, because I don't know the guy's situation. The store is not going bankrupt over a marked up candy they paid 8 cents for, and our messed up criminal justice system would through the book at thieves like this and ignores things like fraud if you are rich enough.

Or worse, he shivs you, and you die before you get the chance to pull out your gun and save the day. I'm not going to make my wife a widow, because I stood up to a guy stealing a fucking candy bar from some huge corporation.

7/11 are independently owned and most are family business.
They are stealing from the owner not some faceless corporation. I'd love to whip someone's ass over a candy bar. What a tale that would make.

Regardless, it's just petty theft, and no reason for gunfire to erupt.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:49 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

What if he is stealing to feed his fat kid?

Old Man DiCaro, put that fucking snickers bar down!

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shakes

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:50 pm

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Chus wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

With out laws,what separates us from the animals?

Stealing a Snickers bar is the disease.

I'm the cure.

Where in the law books does it give you permission to start shooting people over petty theft? If you are concerned about laws being broken, call the police. That's their job.

I doubt you ever would anyway. It's easy to talk on the internet about how ready and willing you would be to use a gun.

The Koran.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:52 pm

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This shit would've never happened if White Hen won the bloody convenience store battle back in the late 90's early 00's. Just saying.

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:01 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Chilli Palmer wrote:

I'd love to whip someone's ass over a candy bar.

Thanks for the new sig.

Step away from the chuckles pal!!!

My pleasure.... :lol:

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:03 pm

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FF and Snicker Boy shared a blunt in the parking lot

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:05 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

So Jimmy's the only one of us with balls enough to make sure justice gets served in this situation?

Well we know you aren't.

Yes, I believe I made that clear in the OP

Joking about how you phrased the question. Where in the mean streets of Schaumburg did this occur?

Golf and Walnut

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:11 pm

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shakes wrote:

This shit would've never happened if White Hen won the bloody convenience store battle back in the late 90's early 00's. Just saying.

White Hen fucking sucked

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:17 pm

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I would just straight up murder the guy.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:18 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I would just straight up murder the guy.

You can't troll your way to CFMB Tough Guy.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:18 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I would just straight up murder the guy.

You can't troll your way to CFMB Tough Guy.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:55 pm

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Chilli Palmer wrote:

7/11 are independently owned and most are family business.
They are stealing from the owner not some faceless corporation.

The owner should just write it off.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 3:58 pm

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Bagels wrote:

shakes wrote:

This shit would've never happened if White Hen won the bloody convenience store battle back in the late 90's early 00's. Just saying.

White Hen fucking sucked

I'm gonna chalk that up to recency bias and just leave it at that.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What would you do?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 4:09 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Golf and Walnut

Is that Old Bridge dump still open? There used to be a halfway passable sports bar across the street by the CVS that closed a few years back...I don't remember the name of it, but it's where my ex wife told me she wanted a divorce...

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