the hell happened?!?!

i was raised as a yute with sparkling water common in the house. both my parents and grandparents liked buying 1.5L polish water fromt the many european groceries in the nw burbs or plain lacroix when we wanted cans.

now lacroix is some hip cool millenial beverage? da fuck?

there are now all these weird flavors like cherry lime and tangerine. don't these people know that shit will rot their teeth! fucking millenials...we're the worst.

We don't buy soda now because of this stuff.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

put any kind of vodka in it, you won't be able to tell the difference.

wife uses it in her weird hipster smoothies. i drink it straight from the can but we get the aldi's brand. its like 2.50 a 12pack.

La Croix is good but sometimes it makes you thirstier than you would have been if you'd just had plain old tap water.

I think it's more an East Coast thing, but Polar can be a good alternative. They have an orange vanilla seltzer that's *mwah*

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was pop drank regularly as beverage for the BRick household?

maybe i'm pulling a hatchetman here but i read the carbonation and citric acid of lacroix is a big no-no for teeth.

end up looking like a meth head. skinny and no teeth

The citric acid content must be negligible because it's not listed on the can. Source: am drinking lime La Croix as we speak

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google, people...

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/02/the-sad-truth-about-seltzer/433947/

The what? What was that word?

shouldn't it also eat away all the coffee stains?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

aw shit. i have a soda stream. i use to it make plain bubble water but looks like gotta cut down the consumption.

all the good stuff for you in life is poisonous.

You could just brush your teeth.

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Keep yer fruity new-age bullshit to yourself, mister man.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Makes Chinese food that's swing American

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Drink a Coke like a real man.

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Yes. Diet Coke and Sprite Zero.

I give up though. I'm just going to ride the wave down to death by sparkling water.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Just eat and drink what you want. In 15 years everything bad will be good again and everything good will be bad.

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Wint?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I water my plants with it

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Will La Croix be included in the Cook County Tax On Basically All Drinks that is coming up shortly?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

i think i know who drank which.

At my peak I was drinking a 2 liter a day of diet coke. It's been a long road back.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

New York Seltzer was WAY better....

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