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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:37 am

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May 10th, 1992.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:39 am

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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?

awful attempt at humor, like anyone is gonna believe IMU ever played football.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:44 am

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shakes wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

awful attempt at humor, like anyone is gonna believe IMU ever played football.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:45 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

Prom night?

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IMU

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:46 am

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I can play football. I have great hands. My dad always said so.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:48 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

That's impressive. I know who and where but I'm clueless about the when.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 9:49 am

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Nas wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

That's impressive. I know who and where but I'm clueless about the when.

Why do you know so much about Doug's sex life?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:01 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Nas wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

That's impressive. I know who and where but I'm clueless about the when.

Why do you know so much about Doug's sex life?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:03 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Nas wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

That's impressive. I know who and where but I'm clueless about the when.

Why do you know so much about Doug's sex life?

It's something everyone should know about, believe me.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:11 am

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I was lonely and contemplating suicide, so I called a sex hotline.

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:23 am

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Nas wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

That's impressive. I know who and where but I'm clueless about the when.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UidGrceG5Z8

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:39 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Nas wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

That's impressive. I know who and where but I'm clueless about the when.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UidGrceG5Z8

I met a guy who can tell you what day of the week for any date you give him. That guy has some mental health issues though. She was impressive and I would.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:50 am

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It just dawned on me that it was August 1982 and oddly enough, it was in a pool.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:54 am

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IMU wrote:

I can play football. I have great hands. My dad always said so.

Your dad isn't a real football fan.

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 10:57 am

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Nas wrote:

She was impressive and I would.

One of her cousins is a good friend of mine. She's pretty impressive in her own right.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 11:02 am

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Regular Reader wrote:

It just dawned on me that it was August 1982 and oddly enough, it was in a pool.

water sex isn't as fun as it looks on tv

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:27 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

May 10th, 1992.

Prom night?

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:33 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

It just dawned on me that it was August 1982 and oddly enough, it was in a pool.

water sex isn't as fun as it looks on tv

Without a frame of reference, wtf did I know? But as a yout' I was pretty much along for the ride. :lol:

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:41 pm

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I was thirteen and she was 18. The Offspring was blaring in the background. Think I made it about 2 songs. Which for The Offspring is about 4 minutes. :lol:

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:44 pm

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4 minutes is good! after about 2 minutes my wife starts asking "what's taking so long? Have you been having an affair?"

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:46 pm

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Chilli Palmer wrote:

I was thirteen and she was 18. The Offspring was blaring in the background. Think I made it about 2 songs. Which for The Offspring is about 4 minutes. :lol:

Hey-ay statutor-eeee

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:47 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

It's gonna be great.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 1:50 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

It's gonna be great.

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:40 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Chilli Palmer wrote:

I was thirteen and she was 18. The Offspring was blaring in the background. Think I made it about 2 songs. Which for The Offspring is about 4 minutes. :lol:

Hey-ay statutor-eeee

Snitches get stitches yo.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 3:40 pm

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Chilli Palmer wrote:

I was thirteen and she was 18. The Offspring was blaring in the background. Think I made it about 2 songs. Which for The Offspring is about 4 minutes. :lol:

Pretty fly for a white guy.

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don12x12

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 3:45 pm

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Feb 22 1979, senior year in high school. First time for both of us. I know it was a Tuesday because it was my parents' bowling night.
We took advantage of bowling night often. :wink:

And we've been married 32 years.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:28 pm

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June 15, 1991. My wedding night. Seriously.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:31 pm

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Let's just get it all out there. We have any virgins in the house?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:33 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Let's just get it all out there. We have any virgins in the house?

Yes!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:34 pm

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Nas wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Let's just get it all out there. We have any virgins in the house?

Yes!

If true, your sperm must be the most powerful force in the universe.

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