What's the worst thing you have gotten away with?


That you can't be arrested for today

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

Adult - Driving under the influence many times in my early 20's.

Kid - Stealing cigarettes when I was sixteen.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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I decapitated a guy and drove around with his head on my radio antennae.

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I got deported at age 21 and Canada refused to take me back

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

You have/had more than one radio antenna?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You're getting a lot of mileage out of this one.

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He's a hillbilly. He is probably counting the CB radio.

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25mph over the limit.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I don't think most of you guys are quite old enough to remember the CB craze after "Convoy" came out. Every teenage suburban boy had one in his bedroom.

Hey jimmypasta, how do you feel about the dulcet tones of C.W. McCall?

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

MANY years ago, I got my buddy's Z-28 up to 125 mph.

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Doxxing chas

My dad used one in the family station wagon, when we drove up to Michigan back in the 80's.

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not illegal to dox (yet)

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Unknowingly transported marijuana across the Canadian border to the US.

I smelt skunk the whole drive back (in my car) to border and asked numerous times if anyone was carrying. Everyone said no. At the border they obviously pull us over and search my car through and through.

My dumbass fuckface friend (no longer) admitted a few months later was carrying.

Such a stupid fuck.

My dad was in the CB craze then.

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I was wondering why you and FF don't hang out anymore.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Once (30 years ago) had a stolen motorcycle up to 160 mph, once made it home from 71st street in northern Indy in 90 minutes (22 yrs ago).

Does public sex count?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You drive just like Steve McQueen, man.



Not if it was consensual, and she (or he, not judging) was of age.

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I was at a party when a partygoer I didn't know pulled out a marijuana cigarette. I left quietly and called the police from a pay phone. I'm sure they were mad at the time but I think they would thank me eventually for helping them in the long term.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

How many feet from a school?

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pittmikepopp

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Hey, I'm no republican!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Regular Gay

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

but it is morally unwise (unless it's civil disobedience or self-etc.)

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Had sex outside the Planetarium when I was about 19 and a guy stood about 20 feet from us and watched the entire time with his hands in his pants. #Creepy

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

So you were watching him and banging her?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He never said it was a her.

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stole car, started riot, car was destroyed, hid in cornfield, townies got arrested. over twenty years ago, so i think i am fine.

also, self-abuse

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