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 Post subject: I'm Young
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:42 am 
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Standing outside of the bar having a cigarette.

A few neighborhood women start walking to the parking lot.

They accidentally bumped into me on the way. I don't care at all... just glad they're having fun.

They fight over who has to pay for the Uber. The one who drew the short straw pulls out her phone, calls for the Uber, looks at me and says "Hi, sir. Sorry for bumping into you. Won't do it again." I started to tell her it's okay and convince her I was cool, but deep down I knew it was a lost cause. I'm just a young, sad man who can't get laid.

I'm so depressed, I might start sitting in a garage and watching the rain.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm Young
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:45 am 
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FavreFan wrote:
Standing outside of the bar having a cigarette.

A few neighborhood women start walking to the parking lot.

They accidentally bumped into me on the way. I don't care at all... just glad they're having fun.

They fight over who has to pay for the Uber. The one who drew the short straw pulls out her phone, calls for the Uber, looks at me and says "Hi, sir. Sorry for bumping into you. Won't do it again." I started to tell her it's okay and convince her I was cool, but deep down I knew it was a lost cause. I'm just a young, sad man who can't get laid.

I'm so depressed, I might start sitting in a garage and watching the rain.

Did.Not.Happen.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm Young
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 6:01 am 
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You know last night because of what I read here,I also went into my garage,grabbed a chair and sat down.


3 hours later,my wife came and got me. She told me "Maybe next time,open the garage door first,stunod!"

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 Post subject: Re: I'm Young
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:23 am 
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FavreFan wrote:
Standing outside of the bar having a cigarette.

A few neighborhood women start walking to the parking lot.

They accidentally bumped into me on the way. I don't care at all... just glad they're having fun.

They fight over who has to pay for the Uber. The one who drew the short straw pulls out her phone, calls for the Uber, looks at me and says "Hi, sir. Sorry for bumping into you. Won't do it again." I started to tell her it's okay and convince her I was cool, but deep down I knew it was a lost cause. I'm just a young, sad man who can't get laid.

I'm so depressed, I might start sitting in a garage and watching the rain.


If you were young, they would have talked to you.

You are an old, sad man who can't get laid.

I have said it before in regards to guys like Goff. Guys in their 30s see themselves as young. People in their 20s don't see you that way. It sucks. I was there once. When you get into your 40s, at least you have a chance with those women who have daddy issues or are gold digging. You got nothin in your 30s.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm Young
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:42 am 
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jimmypasta wrote:
You know last night because of what I read here,I also went into my garage,grabbed a chair and sat down.


3 hours later,my wife came and got me. She told me "Maybe next time,open the garage door first,stunod!"


At least you didn't turn the car on, too.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm Young
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:46 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Standing outside of the bar having a cigarette.

A few neighborhood women start walking to the parking lot.

They accidentally bumped into me on the way. I don't care at all... just glad they're having fun.

They fight over who has to pay for the Uber. The one who drew the short straw pulls out her phone, calls for the Uber, looks at me and says "Hi, sir. Sorry for bumping into you. Won't do it again." I started to tell her it's okay and convince her I was cool, but deep down I knew it was a lost cause. I'm just a young, sad man who can't get laid.

I'm so depressed, I might start sitting in a garage and watching the rain.


If you were young, they would have talked to you.

You are an old, sad man who can't get laid.

I have said it before in regards to guys like Goff. Guys in their 30s see themselves as young. People in their 20s don't see you that way. It sucks. I was there once. When you get into your 40s, at least you have a chance with those women who have daddy issues or are gold digging. You got nothin in your 30s.


Pretty much.

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