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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:40 pm 
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I know this is random. But I was thinking about the cool things they could have said and didn't. I think I have a great one. Better then anything they ever had and they had some good ones.

"He once brought a knife to a gun fight...and won."

This could be a fun thread. What do you guys got?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:41 pm 
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Not a lot has changed around here...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:44 pm 
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I just remember those commercials and thought Richardo Montalban should've been in them.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:51 pm 
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"Knowing Magic Johnson had HIV, he had unprotected sex with him anyway, and didn't get the virus."


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Beardown wrote:
"Knowing Magic Johnson had HIV, he had unprotected sex with him anyway, and didn't get the virus."

Nah, best line would be "cured Magic Johnson"

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Beardown wrote:
"Knowing Magic Johnson had HIV, he had unprotected sex with him anyway, and didn't get the virus."

Nah, best line would be "cured Magic Johnson"


Yeah. You're right. Good one. That's pretty damn funny.


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He once got a man to commit suicide just by asking him to.

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He once got a man to commit suicide just by asking him to.


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After spending an hour talking to Julie DiCaro, he convinced her that white women are the enemy.


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THATS A WAY BETTER THREAD

HE ONCE HAD SEX WITH JULIE DE CAIRO, AND STAYED STRAIGHT.

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http://www.businessinsider.com/most-int ... ack-2017-6

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He has a sweet spread.


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Not a lot has changed around here...

Wait 'til you read the Beerdown mult. All-Star caliber.

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He talks about Fight Club.


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The two reasons these commercials work is because:

1) they're funny
B) they don't run them into the ground

I think they only have new ones once every few months or so and they don't play them every commercial break, unlike other spots. Good idea on their part to keep them relatively fresh and to keep people from getting sick of them.


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When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?

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Darkside wrote:
When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?


We will sell no wine before it's time.


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He got killed by a cop, and the cop got convicted

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Darkside wrote:
When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?


Hello

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He "doxxed" himself on an internet forum


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Peoria Matt wrote:
Darkside wrote:
When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?


We will sell no wine before it's time.

Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

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He "doxxed" himself on an internet forum

He caught Chris Hansen on an online sting.

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He once played Lebron James 1 on 1 in basketball. Not only did he win, he dunked on Lebron and wang-whipped him.

Goff: That's a little too much, playa. Ain't no way that's possible.

Beardown: :lol: I knew you would say that.


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He convinced a white women to marry Beardown

Goff: Playa, that's even more improbable then the Lebron thing. More likely the bearded cracker walks on water then be able to get you a white women.

Beardown: :(


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Worst two consecutive posts in board history?

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Worst two consecutive posts in board history?


Goff: Amen, brother. Amen.


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