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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:29 pm 
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A cute bartender I haven't seen in over a year... So I'm like wow! Hey whats up I haven't seen you in forever! And she swears up and down she talked to me a few days ago.

It's not just depressing its honestly weird. I haven't been to this bar in 15 months. Whatever. I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:32 pm 
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A cute bartender I haven't seen in over a year... So I'm like wow! Hey whats up I haven't seen you in forever! And she swears up and down she talked to me a few days ago.

It's not just depressing its honestly weird. I haven't been to this bar in 15 months. Whatever. I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.


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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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IkeSouth wrote:
I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:49 pm 
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No always start with a simple compliment on what they're wearing

It's just weird because I never get mistaken for anyone. Especially from a girl. This was really weird. She was certain she had a conversation with me a few days ago at this very bar. Crazy because I used to come in here all the time, and she used to know what I drank and everything. I know she meets a ton of people every night but again I don't get mixed up with others.

Life never stops being fucked up I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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Your life sounds pathetic and terrible.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:26 pm 
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Caller Bob wrote:
Your life sounds pathetic and terrible.


The sky is blue.

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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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IkeSouth wrote:
No always start with a simple compliment on what they're wearing

It's just weird because I never get mistaken for anyone. Especially from a girl. This was really weird. She was certain she had a conversation with me a few days ago at this very bar. Crazy because I used to come in here all the time, and she used to know what I drank and everything. I know she meets a ton of people every night but again I don't get mixed up with others.

Life never stops being fucked up I guess.


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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
No always start with a simple compliment on what they're wearing

It's just weird because I never get mistaken for anyone. Especially from a girl. This was really weird. She was certain she had a conversation with me a few days ago at this very bar. Crazy because I used to come in here all the time, and she used to know what I drank and everything. I know she meets a ton of people every night but again I don't get mixed up with others.

Life never stops being fucked up I guess.


I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.


Choke on dick shaped shit motherfucker.

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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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IkeSouth wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
No always start with a simple compliment on what they're wearing

It's just weird because I never get mistaken for anyone. Especially from a girl. This was really weird. She was certain she had a conversation with me a few days ago at this very bar. Crazy because I used to come in here all the time, and she used to know what I drank and everything. I know she meets a ton of people every night but again I don't get mixed up with others.

Life never stops being fucked up I guess.


I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.


Choke on dick shaped shit motherfucker.


Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.


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Caller Bob wrote:
Your life sounds pathetic and terrible.

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IkeSouth wrote:
I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw


Ike was the last time you had sex 2003?
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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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IkeSouth wrote:
A cute bartender I haven't seen in over a year... So I'm like wow! Hey whats up I haven't seen you in forever! And she swears up and down she talked to me a few days ago.

It's not just depressing its honestly weird. I haven't been to this bar in 15 months. Whatever. I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.



Did you bang her?


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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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Cashman wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
A cute bartender I haven't seen in over a year... So I'm like wow! Hey whats up I haven't seen you in forever! And she swears up and down she talked to me a few days ago.

It's not just depressing its honestly weird. I haven't been to this bar in 15 months. Whatever. I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.



Did you bang her?


she avoided me like the plague. its like she didnt believe i wasn't the dude she was thinking about. that was just really fucking weird.

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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
No always start with a simple compliment on what they're wearing

It's just weird because I never get mistaken for anyone. Especially from a girl. This was really weird. She was certain she had a conversation with me a few days ago at this very bar. Crazy because I used to come in here all the time, and she used to know what I drank and everything. I know she meets a ton of people every night but again I don't get mixed up with others.

Life never stops being fucked up I guess.


I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.


Choke on dick shaped shit motherfucker.


Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.


was Reb Brown your favorite Captain America?


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 Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders
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Ike, what percentage of the things you say happen actually happen? Is the number in double digits?

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