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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:24 pm

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DW wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

I meant to eat the pizza

Almost burned my house down, man.

Still feel bad about that one

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:34 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

DW wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

I meant to eat the pizza

Almost burned my house down, man.

Still feel bad about that one

Would you like to have foon?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:38 pm

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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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Chus wrote:

I can't count to six. man.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:46 pm

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Darkside wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

DW wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

I meant to eat the pizza

Almost burned my house down, man.

Still feel bad about that one

Would you like to have foon?

On second thought, we are even

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I love you more than words can tell
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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:52 pm

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Location: Darkside Estates
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I had to bail quick dude.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:59 pm

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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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FavreFan wrote:

I'm telling you, she wasn't German

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:30 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Let me watch your kids today - Chas

Rain and Why it is Fascinating - Leash

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:31 pm

Joined: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:28 pm
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Board was better five years ago

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 3:46 am

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shitlibboardposters wrote:

100 page thread about Adolph Trump

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 6:35 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

WHO GOES FIRST; CHUSE, FARFEFAN, LEASH, BABYmC

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ltg wrote:

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:16 am

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Cubbies suck and Theo ain't God.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:28 am

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Location: RST Video
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You're an idiot, go fuck yourself.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:46 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

You're an idiot, go fuck yourself.

Can't tell if Boyd is serious.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:10 am

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Location: East of Eden
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The Mona Lisa sucks. It's small.

--Danny (Parkins + B.)

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:37 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Let me watch your kids today - Chas

Rain and Why it is Fascinating - Leash

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:50 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Scorekirk: One Thousand Dollars? Name The Terms.

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ltg wrote:

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:04 am

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:46 pm
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pizza_Place: Q's Hillside

Unfortunately "I want a name when I lose" is seven.

Mine: "Thank you for your Gold(/Diamond/whatever) status."

Chet's: "Please, hire me?? Dale Brown, next!"

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:04 am

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:46 pm
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Unfortunately "I want a name when I lose" is seven.

Mine: "Thank you for your Gold(/Diamond/whatever) status."

Chet's: "Please, hire me?? Dale Brown, next!"

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:06 am

Joined: Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:12 pm
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pizza_Place: maciano's

CFMB "Board was better two years ago."

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:07 am

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Good Dolphin: The Quote Function really hates me.

JimmyMeatball: Theo is an idiot. We suck

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:54 am

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Frank: My secret is I hate breakfast.

dolphin: Is it spelled 'Zoe' or 'Zowie'?/quote]

Darkside: Don't mention my sister's Maglite, please.

Seacrest: My chiropractor doesn't believe in vaccines.

crosscheck: I've spilled another beer yet again.

CiJ: Strangers in my home? Sounds great!

BRick: Hypothetically winning arguments justifies my existence.

denis: I reference pegging way too often.

OKC: I do not dance like Carlton!

Dr. Ken: I need better podcast guest hosts.

Nas: I'm sometimes confused with Regular Reader.

Regular Reader: I'm sometimes confused becau ... wait, what?

jimmypasta: Theo sucks ... Hey, 'Mannix' is on!

Gloop: Mac's gone; no reason to post.

Ugie: [comment removed due to copyright infringement]

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:08 pm

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Mine:
Fuck It Up the First time

My Dad's:
How can I embarrass Fuzzhead today

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1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:28 pm

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Location: To the left of my post

In a Pulte home, Denis persisted.

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SteveSarley

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:57 pm

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Frankie Flapjacks - "Mrs. Butterworth really turns me on!"

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:05 pm

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SteveSarley wrote:

Frankie Flapjacks - "Mrs. Butterworth really turns me on!"

Frank likes married women?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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SteveSarley

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:07 pm

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denisdman wrote:

SteveSarley wrote:

Frankie Flapjacks - "Mrs. Butterworth really turns me on!"

Frank likes married women?

Should I have said Aunt Jemima?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:11 pm

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SteveSarley wrote:

denisdman wrote:

SteveSarley wrote:

Frankie Flapjacks - "Mrs. Butterworth really turns me on!"

Frank likes married women?

Should I have said Aunt Jemima?

It's much nicer than Uncle Ben.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:28 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

SteveSarley wrote:

denisdman wrote:

SteveSarley wrote:

Frankie Flapjacks - "Mrs. Butterworth really turns me on!"

Frank likes married women?

Should I have said Aunt Jemima?

It's much nicer than Uncle Ben.

Yeah but Ben dover is tighter where it counts.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Your six word memoir. Or another posters... whatever is

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:45 am

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Location: SW Burbs

Oh Boy
Oh What
Oh My

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FavreFan wrote:

Im pretty hammered right now.

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Seacrest

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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:24 am

Site Admin

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I talk about all my money

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