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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:33 pm 
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I damn well does if he notified them he is a police officer.


Tell you what... when your teenage kid stumbles onto my property, I'll tell them to stay there. If they don't I'll choke slam them and tell them I'm a cop. You cool with that? I can't imagine there are weirdos out there who might take advantage of that mindset.


I teach my kids to do whatever a cop says 100%. Now if he pulls out his wang that's a different story.

An off duty cop? Hell no.


For my family and myself I usually enforce to not be a sheep but I understand I'm in the minority here.

I understand that for safety reasons, us minorities, have to walk a fine line when dealing with the police.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:33 pm 
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cops are cops 24/7. are you guys brain dead?

Why didn't he arrest him then If he is a cop 24/7?

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He's a cop and it's cool for cops to choke people out while threatening to kill them. What's the problem here? Why are all you white suburban guys upset by this?

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he was watching the ball game and having a few brewskis.

So we have:
assault and battery
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and you think a cop is just going to say, "hey kids, how you doing?" you want a bratwurst off the grill?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:38 pm 
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People posing as off duty cops would never state that they are off duty cops. We know at least that much about the increasingly safe world we live in.

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he was watching the ball game and having a few brewskis.

So we have:
assault and battery
weapons
possible drugs
injuries

and you think a cop is just going to say, "hey kids, how you doing?" you want a bratwurst off the grill?

Just riffing at this point? :lol:

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Hatchetman wrote:
he was watching the ball game and having a few brewskis.

So we have:
assault and battery
weapons
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injuries

and you think a cop is just going to say, "hey kids, how you doing?" you want a bratwurst off the grill?


What the fuck is your IQ? Negative 40?

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What the fuck is your IQ? Negative 40?


nice rebuttal

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I damn well does if he notified them he is a police officer.


Tell you what... when your teenage kid stumbles onto my property, I'll tell them to stay there. If they don't I'll choke slam them and tell them I'm a cop. You cool with that? I can't imagine there are weirdos out there who might take advantage of that mindset.


I teach my kids to do whatever a cop says 100%. Now if he pulls out his wang that's a different story.


What if the kids trespass into an off duty cop's yard and he's nude in a hot tub? He orders them to stop immediately with wang out. What's your instruction in this situation?

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he was watching the ball game and having a few brewskis.

So we have:
assault and battery
weapons
possible drugs
injuries

and you think a cop is just going to say, "hey kids, how you doing?" you want a bratwurst off the grill?

Are you talking about the cop or the teens here?

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I am going to guess FF is going to handle this somewhere between choke out and offering a brat. What say you FF? How are you rolling on this at your house?

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What if the kids trespass into an off duty cop's yard and he's nude in a hot tub? He orders them to stop immediately with wang out. What's your instruction in this situation.


If the wang is already out, follow instructions.

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What the fuck is your IQ? Negative 40?


nice rebuttal


Well what are you talking about? You would tell your kids to do whatever some random asshole says if he claims to be a cop? I would hope my kid had the judgment to smack this fucker in the mouth and run. And if my kid was black, I'd be confident he wouldn't catch them.

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What if the kids trespass into an off duty cop's yard and he's nude in a hot tub? He orders them to stop immediately with wang out. What's your instruction in this situation.


If the wang is already out, follow instructions.


Well if nothing else you're consistent.

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Standing around for 5 minutes until the cops arrive is totally reasonable.

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Standing around for 5 minutes until the cops arrive is totally reasonable.


Not when he's choking you to death!

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I am going to guess FF is going to handle this somewhere between choke out and offering a brat. What say you FF? How are you rolling on this at your house?

I'm offering the kids some weed if they'll shut the fuck up for a bit and go fight on another block so I can finish watching the game.

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I am going to guess FF is going to handle this somewhere between choke out and offering a brat. What say you FF? How are you rolling on this at your house?

I'm offering the kids some weed if they'll shut the fuck up for a bit and go fight on another block so I can finish watching the game.


That's a pretty good deal. What if they ask for your dealers digits?

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Standing around for 5 minutes until the cops arrive is totally reasonable.


Why listen to a random stranger.

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Hatchetman wrote:
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I damn well does if he notified them he is a police officer.


Tell you what... when your teenage kid stumbles onto my property, I'll tell them to stay there. If they don't I'll choke slam them and tell them I'm a cop. You cool with that? I can't imagine there are weirdos out there who might take advantage of that mindset.


I teach my kids to do whatever a cop says 100%. Now if he pulls out his wang that's a different story.

An off duty cop? Hell no.


For my family and myself I usually enforce to not be a sheep but I understand I'm in the minority here.

I understand that for safety reasons, us minorities, have to walk a fine line when dealing with the police.


I'm a better safe than sorry kinda guy. I got pulled over on Monday for a cellphone with one of my kids in the car. I guess I took my safety too seriously because the cop laughed and told me "You don't need to do that with me. I understand why you're doing this, but I'm not going to shoot you over a cellphone with your kid in the car."

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Standing around for 5 minutes until the cops arrive is totally reasonable.


Why listen to a random stranger.



hmmm, maybe so you don't get SHOT??

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I am going to guess FF is going to handle this somewhere between choke out and offering a brat. What say you FF? How are you rolling on this at your house?

I'm offering the kids some weed if they'll shut the fuck up for a bit and go fight on another block so I can finish watching the game.


That's a pretty good deal. What if they ask for your dealers digits?

at that point I tried to be reasonable and am forced to go Vic Mackey on them. Good cop and bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
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I damn well does if he notified them he is a police officer.


Tell you what... when your teenage kid stumbles onto my property, I'll tell them to stay there. If they don't I'll choke slam them and tell them I'm a cop. You cool with that? I can't imagine there are weirdos out there who might take advantage of that mindset.


I teach my kids to do whatever a cop says 100%. Now if he pulls out his wang that's a different story.

An off duty cop? Hell no.


For my family and myself I usually enforce to not be a sheep but I understand I'm in the minority here.

I understand that for safety reasons, us minorities, have to walk a fine line when dealing with the police.


I'm a better safe than sorry kinda guy. I got pulled over on Monday for a cellphone with one of my kids in the car. I guess I took my safety too seriously because the cop laughed and told me "You don't need to do that with me. I understand why you're doing this, but I'm not going to shoot you over a cellphone with your kid in the car."

The fact he has to say that speaks volumes

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Standing around for 5 minutes until the cops arrive is totally reasonable.


Why listen to a random stranger.



hmmm, maybe so you don't get SHOT??


So you're assuming the teens knew they were dealing with a cop.

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So you're assuming the teens knew they were dealing with a cop.


I prefaced by saying, "assuming he notified them he was a cop."

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I am going to guess FF is going to handle this somewhere between choke out and offering a brat. What say you FF? How are you rolling on this at your house?

I'm offering the kids some weed if they'll shut the fuck up for a bit and go fight on another block so I can finish watching the game.


That's a pretty good deal. What if they ask for your dealers digits?

at that point I tried to be reasonable and am forced to go Vic Mackey on them. Good cop and bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I miss that thread about the shield. Shitting on Corrine, good times

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So you're assuming the teens knew they were dealing with a cop.


I prefaced by saying, "assuming he notified them he was a cop."


Are you this trusting in real life?

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So you're assuming the teens knew they were dealing with a cop.


I prefaced by saying, "assuming he notified them he was a cop."


Anyone can say they're a cop.

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I am going to guess FF is going to handle this somewhere between choke out and offering a brat. What say you FF? How are you rolling on this at your house?

I'm offering the kids some weed if they'll shut the fuck up for a bit and go fight on another block so I can finish watching the game.


That's a pretty good deal. What if they ask for your dealers digits?

at that point I tried to be reasonable and am forced to go Vic Mackey on them. Good cop and bad cop left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I miss that thread about the shield. Shitting on Corrine, good times

It's such an awesome show I'm already planning a rewatch at some point

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