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One of my favorite Facebook things is when someone posts the opening rant from The Newsroom and captions it with something like "litsen up millennials!", the one that goes like

COLLEGE GIRL: uh, like, why is America so great?
THE NEWSROOM MAN: listen you dumb fucking bitch, you Caller Bob, we're 35th in solar panel production and 84th in math tests! America is bad because of whores like you! In my day, phones or something!

I forgot who/where I saw it, but a few years ago someone had a great takedown of that dumbassed Sorkin clip

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It's a subscriber-only episode but Chapo Trap House did a whole hour+ on what dogshit that show was, most definitely including that scene.

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I'm a Millennial but I don't feel like they're my people. I feel more kinship with Gen-Xers, I think.


We'll proudly take you.

Like Sox fans, we need the numbers.

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I just saw something that states 77-83 is a tweener group. Called us Xennials. Needs a better name.

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I just saw something that states 77-83 is a tweener group. Called us Xennials. Needs a better name.

Anyone wanting a special label for their generation is by default a millennial. Sorry.

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I just saw something that states 77-83 is a tweener group. Called us Xennials. Needs a better name.


How about Chlamydials?

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I just saw something that states 77-83 is a tweener group. Called us Xennials. Needs a better name.


How about Chlamydials?

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Curious Hair wrote:
One of my favorite Facebook things is when someone posts the opening rant from The Newsroom and captions it with something like "litsen up millennials!", the one that goes like

COLLEGE GIRL: uh, like, why is America so great?
THE NEWSROOM MAN: listen you dumb fucking bitch, you Caller Bob, we're 35th in solar panel production and 84th in math tests! America is bad because of whores like you! In my day, phones or something!

I forgot who/where I saw it, but a few years ago someone had a great takedown of that dumbassed Sorkin clip

Fuckin Hollywood Libs make me sick

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It's a subscriber-only episode but Chapo Trap House did a whole hour+ on what dogshit that show was, most definitely including that scene.


once aaron sorkin started buying into his own hype, his writing has gone to shit. hated "social network", "charlie wilson's war" was shit, and couldn't take "the newsroom".


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Its basically a coffee house acoustic cover of Sam Kinisons History Teacher in Back to School


that chick he yelled at was hot

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Having been born in '84, I consider myself neither an X'er or a Millennial, but as a member of Generation Jordan.

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If older generations dislike millenials then they need to blame themselves. It was their shitty parenting.

Us millenials can't fix all the fuck ups the previous generations have committed.


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If older generations dislike millenials then they need to blame themselves. It was their shitty parenting.

Us millenials can't fix all the fuck ups the previous generations have committed.

Spoken like the spawn of a Boomer:

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These millennials encountered ISIS. I guess they were wrong about evil.

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

"Evil is a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans."

An idealistic young American couple was killed in an Islamic State-claimed terrorist attack last month while on a cycling trip around the world.

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

"I’ve grown tired of spending the best hours of my day in front of a glowing rectangle, of coloring the best years of my life in swaths of grey and beige,” Austin wrote on his blog before he quit. “I’ve missed too many sunsets while my back was turned. Too many thunderstorms went unwatched, too many gentle breezes unnoticed.”

The couple documented their year-long journey on ​Instagram and on a ​joint blog. As The New York Times ​put it, they shared "the openheartedness they wanted to embody and the acts of kindness reciprocated by strangers."

“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place," Austin wrote.

“People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil."

“I don’t buy it," he continued. "Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own... By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”

However, Austin and Geoghegan's dream trip came to a tragic and gruesome end when they got to Tajikistan, a country with a known terrorist threat and in close proximity to a terrorist presence in northern Afghanistan. They were riding their bikes through the country on July 29 when a car rammed them, ​​according to CBS News. Five men got out of the car and stabbed the couple to death along with two other cyclists, one from Switzerland and the other from the Netherlands.

Two days later, ISIS released a video showing the same men sitting in front of the group's black flag. They looked at the camera and vowed to kill "disbelievers," ​according to The New York Times.

Some conservatives have framed the tragedy as a cautionary tale about not just the perils of travel but also naivete in general. In their telling, an overly generous understanding of human nature is behind much of today's progressive movement, including calls to radically scale back immigration enforcement and policing and support for socialism.

Some liberals, for their part, might view Austin and Geoghegan as martyrs in the struggle for a better world, or simply as unfortunate. Experts on ​told The Washington Post, "Central Asia generally is fairly safe."

https://www.pluralist.com/posts/1824-mi ... ets-killed

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Darwin award winners...

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Well, I seriously doubt these two were going to have kids anyway...


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These millennials encountered ISIS. I guess they were wrong about evil.

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

Wait....was this published in a vegan magazine or something? Those are weird details. "Victims were hacked to death and violated, and were also frequent recyclers."


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Because they probably decided not to print the original text of; Austin, a real Grade-A douchebag, who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a trampy-hipster who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office,

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These millennials encountered ISIS. I guess they were wrong about evil.

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

Wait....was this published in a vegan magazine or something? Those are weird details. "Victims were hacked to death and violated, and were also frequent recyclers."



I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.

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I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.
I'm not sure about that. They didn't even say they lived in the suburbs.

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These millennials encountered ISIS. I guess they were wrong about evil.

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

Wait....was this published in a vegan magazine or something? Those are weird details. "Victims were hacked to death and violated, and were also frequent recyclers."



I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.

That's right. The NY Times article doesn't mention their diet. It also doesn't mention their belief that evil doesn't exist. It easier to make fun of them with the first article though.

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My guess is that they would be ok with being killed just so the world got to know they were vegans.

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I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.
I'm not sure about that. They didn't even say they lived in the suburbs.



That's a given. They had likely never met a Person of Color who wasn't wearing Dockers until they were attacked by ISIS.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.
I'm not sure about that. They didn't even say they lived in the suburbs.



That's a given. They had likely never met a Person of Color who wasn't wearing Dockers until they were attacked by ISIS.


They worked in DC, so they probably lived in the District. It has been gentrifying for years.

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denisdman wrote:
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I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.
I'm not sure about that. They didn't even say they lived in the suburbs.



That's a given. They had likely never met a Person of Color who wasn't wearing Dockers until they were attacked by ISIS.


They worked in DC, so they probably lived in the District. It has been gentrifying for years.


I'm guessing Bethesda or Arlington. Georgetown is a possibility though.

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If I recall from a guy I know, Bethesda home pricing is at least twice what a comparable place costs in the Chicago suburbs. That's one area I don't visit often, so I am not too familiar with the market.

However, when we went to Nationals Park you could see how it was becoming yuppieville in DC.

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These millennials encountered ISIS. I guess they were wrong about evil.

Millennial Couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove ‘Humans Are Kind’ and Gets Killed

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last year quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, to embark on the journey. Austin, a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their lives working.

Wait....was this published in a vegan magazine or something? Those are weird details. "Victims were hacked to death and violated, and were also frequent recyclers."



I suspect the specific language was chosen to denigrate Lefty politics. The point of the article is obviously not a cautionary tale against riding a bike through ISIS territory, but rather a smirking way of mocking a certain type of idealistic liberal.

I'm glad they took this approach. I know it's not funny but the headline of the article Franky posted definitely is.

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I'm sorry for your loss, veganfan.

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